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some tags: ☠ my art ☠ oc art ☠ dragon ball art ☠ cult of the lamb art ☠ rottmnt art ☠ deltarune art ☠ ninjago art ☠ jjk art ☠ adventure zone art ☠ transformers art ☠ lego monkie kid art ☠

art only blog is @sharks-art

bluesky here (pretty inactive lets be honest)

my ko-fi

the l tag is just a random letter for me to tag all non fandom stuff

oc tag blog is @sharkstatic

youre always welcome to send asks, im slow but ill get to them

#shark talks #all those tags should work on mobile as well as desktop

quackcadaver

I guess 18 was his unlucky number 😕

#db

all-pacas

do you ever find something that is so funny and you want to share it with everyone but it also requires 18 layers of context spanning things like. 90s anime. aviation history. europop. canada. in order to even remotely understand why it is so funny

all-pacas

in the late 90s there was an anime called initial d which was all about street racing and drifting. naturally every single drift was played for great drama and excitement.

in 1999, an italian named giancarlo pasquini released a europop song under the alias dave rogers called Deja Vu. this song was picked up as the theme song for the above anime. it in turn became a meme, a shorthand for drifting and Cool Moves as a concept.

in 1983, air canada flight 143, a full sized 767, ran out of fuel halfway to edmonton, alberta. this is not something you want to have happen to a huge airplane. the flight chose to try and make an emergency landing at a nearby decomissioned airforce base (as they were falling fast and could not make it to a proper airport), where they ran into a second problem: they were falling out of the sky at 500 feet per mile, but reached gimli (the base in question) while still too high to safely land. normally a plane would just do a big loop-de-loop to lose altitude, but they had maybe three minutes of airtime left before they hit the ground: not enough time to make any kind of circle. the pilot, therefore, decided to execute a side slip to lose speed and altitude. this is Not a move you want to do with a massive 767, because airplanes are not built for that and if you screw it up that plane is hitting the ground at a high speed at a weird angle and breaking into a million pieces. nevertheless, the captain tried it... and succeeded. the plane landed perfectly, and there were no major injuries! (a couple of people did get minor injuries when evacuating the plane after.) he did it so well, in fact, that the plane was refueled, flown out of gimli a couple days later, and continued to fly for another 20 years with the nickname "Gimli Glider."

what is a side-slip, you ask?

it's drifting.

the guy goddamn drifted his 767.

in 2008, the tv show Mayday: Air Disaster featured the gimli glider with full reenactments as an episode on season five of their show.

and so, in conclusion, the thing i have been giggling to myself about all weekend:

#l #video

actualized-animal

every chapter of deltarune has a secret npc who only appears if you leave and re-enter the room 1225 times while you have a bagel in your seventh inventory slot and the npc is a sentient doorknob and when you talk to them the music cuts out and they’re like “who’s that whispering in the trees, it’s two sailors and they’re on leave, pipes and chains and swinging hands, who’s your daddy, yes i am” and then within four hours there’s a thirty minute long video on youtube titled “ASGORE IS FRIEND??? DADDY THEORY EXPLAINED” and it already has 100,000 views and then a year later people call the next chapter disappointing because it was focusing too much on developing the main characters instead of explaining the doorknob guy

#i have to be real i enjoy deltarune as a casual fan but i have no fucking idea who half the characters are ppl keep posting abt #theres like a secret second set of characters over with like. spamton and some kind of cat and . mike? that ppl keep adding to and talking #as if theyre main characters and to be honest at this point i have no idea how much of it is obvious things i just didnt remember and-#how much of it is bc people just like theory stuff more than normal story #and how much of it is ppl refusing to focus on any girl characters so bad that theyre shipping spamton with the secret doorknob

magnoliamyrrh

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

hellenhighwater

Water goblin

hellenhighwater

Wet Beast Wednesday

#l #cat

rbremington

Just to raise awareness at the situation in Canada right now to my non-Canadian followers: Toronto has been ranked as having the worst air quality in the world right now due to wildfires.

Toronto is not a wildfire-prone area. It is extremely close to the USA border, and the smog is currently affecting NY right now. There is literal chunks of debris in the air. The sky is orange, and the sun is nowhere to be seen.

Climate change and its effects are right outside your door. Data centres are the cause for the insane heat waves across the globe, and the increase in wildfires and other natural disasters.

You will watch recordings of the world burn around you, and only when you are behind the camera will you realize there is no going back.

Stop the data centres. Protect our planet.

ibroughtyoumybullets-ningy

the stars are dead. it doesn't matter that simon can see them. they're just dead light fading away. simon is dead from the minute he was welded in that sub. it doesn't matter that we can see him.

#ough #iron lung

magictransistor

Paul Sougy. Nerve Tissue, The Spinal Cord, Cell Division, Breathing, The Liver and Pancreas, The Kidney, The Eye. Published by Dr. Auzoux. 1946-1957.

#l #art

dailymothanon

Not a day goes by where I wish we got to see Soundwave mourn Ravage fully 😔 that little moment of Soundwave shown feeling Ravage dying was pretty impactful but I really think he should’ve been allowed to go thru it more, saying as he got to mourn a human more than he got to more her 😭 PLEASE give Soundwave super ultra depression he needs the depth

#tf #soundwave

😭

#stop stop hes already dead !!#db #dragon ball #vegeta #even in ape form hes not clearing it !!!!

obscuritiesoffbeat

Scarfolk is a fictional British town that’s permanently stuck in the ‘70′s. Graphic designer Richard Littler, the in-world mayor and real-world creator of the little dystopia, was inspired by his childhood in Manchester in the 1970′s, where he remembers being terrified by how the media blurred the lines between real and paranormal. Read more about Scarfolk here.