#mm rant

[aryn-writes]

Things that upset me: the RFA constantly calling Jumin a robot

Like seriously????

He cares. About all of you. And maybe he isn’t the best at showing it, but he does!!!

And they don’t even try to understand all that he’s been through.

And the moments where he makes jokes and everyone is just like stop that was terrible don’t do that again???

I want to punch them!

Because Jumin is out here trying his best, and no one is even trying to help him! Or take into consideration how he feels!

Like no shit he’s obsessed with Elizabeth. She’s the only one that gives him the attention he so desperately craves

AND ALSO (slight NSFW warning)

Look, i so badly would love to believe that Jumin is a wonderful dom! And he probably does become one, eventually! After much research and practice, him and MC (if it’s what you’re in to) are probably using weekends to have fun.

But I cannot believe the amount of head canons that say he would be a sex god from the get go. Let’s be honest, he will try his goddamn best. And he will be good, don’t get me wrong.

BUT HE WAS A 27 YEAR OLD VIRGIN!!

Before the two of you have sex, he will spend so much time reading and learning how to pleasure you. He loves to eat you out (the sounds you make fuel him) but the first few times? He was trying so hard to be this entirely sexy dom because it’s what he thought you wanted. And as a result? You had to remind him that he can take his time, and that the fact that you haven’t had an orgasm is just because it takes time.

And you will help him learn (along with the sheer amount of Literal Research he does on his own to maximize your pleasure. He even goes as far as to ask Jaehee to find the best books on female/male pleasure and how to achieve orgasms. Like this man probably doesn’t masturbate much. So he’s going in practically blind).

But he would not be a sex god for AT LEAST the first few times. And he will take every free moment (after the two of you have talked about how you’re ready for sex. You cannot convince me that Jumin would not constantly ask for consent) to bed you. Like the first month of the two of you taking that step? You two “practice” at least once a day.

And by practice I mean Jumin wishes to make you a puddle of bliss as soon as he can do you are constantly either being eaten out, or he is trying to find every single one of your sensitive points.

BUT HE WOULD NOT BE A FUCKING GOOD DOM RIGHT OUT THE GAME

this frustration comes out solely because I just want to read a fic of the man being so bad at sex that MC tries to fake it, but he knows they’re faking and confronts them about it and it leads him to just research until he can actually make them cum.

And yk it goes to the exploration of Kink from there.

seriously if y’all have fic recs pls send them my way

[savoryscribbles]

707’s Nails

This is once again a rant. Idk if I’ll put this in my masterlist but I just wanted to tell y’all my thoughts.

Main masterlist

Mystic Messenger masterlist

If we look at different pictures of 707 from the gallery

You can see that he has quite long nails, and there’s nothing wrong with that

I even personally think, that if you are with him and you paint your nails, and will secretly paint his too, and if you find out, and don’t mind, that from then on you guys will paint your nails together

But that’s not what I’m talking about here

I think that in reality his nails would NOT be long

Because when you play any route, what is he always doing? That right, work. And what does that work include? Typing on a computer, and I don’t know how fast or how vigorously he types, because I haven’t played his route(if they even talk about that), but what I do know is that he works a lot. And you know what usually touch’s the keyboard? Your nails.

And when you type a lot, and your natural(I say natural because fake nails would just break) nails, would 100% wear down. No matter how strong or thick they are.

So in short, his nails should be short, and I’m sure they only reason that their not is because that’s just not the art style of the artist. Which is fine, I just was thinking about it.

Anyways, have a good day! I have a quite spicy~~~~ fanart that hopefully should be out soon, so I’m excited

[matsinko]

mystic messenger (secret endings) rant

this is not spoiler-free. if you haven’t played all routes and especially 7s, read at your own discretion.

am i the only one incredibly unhappy with how things turned out?

first of all, v deserved better. this poor man wasted his whole life trying to protect a lunatic. rika was not just depressed, she was severely mentally ill--she hurt not only “the person she loved” but everyone around her. she brainwashed people and put multiple lives in danger because of her mental instability. 

i am incredibly sad about v’s faith. i feel like he was misunderstood till the very end and even after his death, some of the RFA members never really learnt the truth. he deserves to be remembered with good and i think we should have seen more of the RFA members learning the truth and accepting him as the good person he was.

moreover, i felt like the people who did harm were left unpunished. saeran just fucking shot and killed a man and that’s it? i mean, sure, both rika and saeran were people with mental issues, but there are other procedures when dealing with sensitive issues. that doesn’t mean you can just go about killing people and be forgiven afterwards because you’re not ok?

i’m not saying they don’t deserve happiness, but i feel there should have been some kind of justice.. and there wasn’t. even if that was not explicitly shown, we could have had a 5yr gap or something, idk.

i felt like jumin was the only rational person of the bunch and i really respect how his character was written. he was reliable and strong, was the only one who didn’t simply believe that v was the bad guy, was the only one who felt like it should be looked into rika’s case.

anyway, i did not enjoy those plot holes all that much. i think we could have had slightly better ending, but that might be just me *shrug emoji*. i pref to not consider 7s route as the “final” route. i’d like v to be alive and to be given a fucking chance >_> 

[heckolve]

the problem i have w/ creating stories is like,, im always Super conscious about how similar it sounds to something else? ill think of things i think are cool but then im like,,, hey,,, this sounds like (thing) and get all iffy abt it and scrap it. esp w/ the whole witch thing?? what i have in mind for my witch ocs isnt like,, harry potter at all but harry potter set a fuckin,, high bar on fiction abt witches and stuff its God Tier. even though what i have in mind isnt like harry potter that much its still intimidating like,,, i even do it, when i see some book abt witchcraft and stuff im like “harry potter did it better” and its kinda a shitty thing to do,, compare other peoples works to other works but i do it and others do it so when i think of stuff its like. “this is kinda shitty compared to what it could be. “

ill figure it out one day,, i gotta find smth i love,,, creating even if i see similarities to other works, like, i just love it enough that that thought is just background noise bc. ofc what you create is gonna be like smth else that already exists, theres rarely a work thats so original and revolutionary like star wars or harry potter lmao

[vampiric-ish]

i tried to use faceq on my break today to make one of the other intern, and i realized something i hadn’t paid attention to before. despite having 49 different options for eyebrows, there wasn’t a single headscarf option. not one. i checked in clothing, hair, accessories, even the extras. nothing. and despite 21 skin options, only four are variations of brown, and they’re all pretty light, so i had to customize a color just to be like her skin. and then i went through a checked some things and yeah, despite 30 different places to put a mole, i only found 4(out of 177) hair choices that could be interpreted as more curly than just ‘wavy’.

like?? you thought to put in red hair and freckles but you can’t imagine anybody wearing a headscarf?

i know that missed it before because i’m white and i didn’t think to check. but, ahgh i dislike this.