Kalos: This is my bucket list I made at university!
Tecton: Why is "rob a bank" on here?
Megahertz: ... And why have you crossed it out?
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Kalos: This is my bucket list I made at university!
Tecton: Why is "rob a bank" on here?
Megahertz: ... And why have you crossed it out?
*at mighty med*
Spark: Hi, ex-step father. Hello, man he’s sleeping with.
Tecton: Hello Spark...
Megahertz: Really? “Man he’s sleeping with”? Can I at least be upgraded to “Tecton’s boyfriend who you don’t know”?
Spark: For that, I’m downgrading you to “Jackass who lives with wrinkle-face”.
Megahertz: Damn, I got un-gayed. Horrific.
Spark: Okay, what about “Loser homosexual who lives with wrinkle-face”?
Megahertz: *thinking it over* hmmm.... yeah that works.
Tecton: can you please stop calling me “wrinkle-face”.
Spark: No
okay now i kinda want to write a hypothetical mm s3 in script form . hmm. i already have far too many writing projects for this.
*already thinking of episode ideas*
Oliver: Aren’t-- You’re... supposed to be in Mighty Max? Right?
Megahertz: Uhh, nope! Got out on, um, good behavior.
Kaz: Mighty Max doesn’t do that? You have to have the trust of a Superhero to leave. And there’s that whole y’know, legal process, the paperwork--
Oliver: Did you make friends with someone?
Megahertz, wearing Tecton’s cologne and his clothes: uhhhhhhh
Megahertz: This is my boyfriend, Tecton, and this is Tecton's emotional support, Kalos
Techertz Headcannons?
ive been waiting for this one lets go
ALRIGHT. megahertz hasnt celebrated christmas before because he was so caught up in being A Villain that they never had time for it. when they start dating Tecton and tell her that, hes like "okay get ready for the most energetic December of your life."
megahertz is very clunky with his hands and whenver he cooks it comes out a little wonky. tecton literally loves it no matter what
they started dating after megahertz is sentenced to community service in mighty med as a janitor and Tecton gets taken in. Tecton is having issues with her heart and the defib isn't working (kaz + oliver are at school, horace is busy with another critical patient) so megahertz, peak gay, uses their electric hands to save tecton. at first megahertz goes " i didn..t. do anything. bye. nobody talk to me." but eventually warms up normally and gets to have a love life. (this is actually apart of fic i started writing a few months ago)
megahertz little spoon (his cyborg parts constantly poke into tecton's shoulder. she doesnt mind)
at first megahertz is hesitant about PDA because of tecton's rep, but they eventually get convinced its okay so he just becomes a beacon of constant touching. hugs shoulder pats hand holding kisses all of it.
megahertz goes full out with date night. he makes sure to actually make it all mostly* legally acquired.
tecton keeps trying to convince megahertz about getting a pet but the answer is always "we already have kaz and oliver why do we need more animals here"
megahertz and spark gossip about tecton's wardrobe. tecton cannot find anyway for them to stop
megahertz petnames: sparky, honey, babe/baby
tecton petnames: sweetie, babe, loser, "space man"
they get silver wedding rings, tecton wears his under his gloves or on a necklace, megahertz usually wears it normal
i just cant stop thinking about how much i love?? techertz??? i just. its so cool and i love it.
hc tecton’s ex girlfriend was spark’s mom, so every time they are both in the hospital at the same time, Spark just brings it up whenever possible. Tecton is also forced to be a sitter for her while at the hospital, since they have the closest relationship, and Spark just messes with him all the time.
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Tecton: So, uh, how’s your mother?
Spark: She’s better than ever since dumping you.
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Tecton: Listen, could you please just not say anything?
Spark: About you and Megahertz? Yeah, I’d rather jump into the sun than ever see that again.
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Spark: I’ve known Tecton for about 3 years. I spent all that time making fun of the wrinkles in his forehead.
Spark: And, since I’m 14, he legally cannot say anything back.
Tecton: It isn’t a law--
Spark: LEGALLY. CANNOT. SAY. ANYTHING. BACK.