#mmmm watermelon

[dateablesqna]

Doug, your head looks like a jawbreaker. Hypothetically....If I were to lick it would there be multicolored layers inside? and what's in the center?? Gum?? What flavor would it be?? I think it would watermelon :3

What the fuck sort of question is this? Well whatever, I guess I don’t mind answering stuff like that. A watermelon is pretty nice, very nice, but yknow what’s better? Banana. Banana flavored stuff is great.

[that-stingray-moved]

i got off work too late to go grocery shopping so now im just laying in bed daydreaming abt carrots

[inuitakumi]

tbh all this zyuohger talk just reminds me that cube watermelons are real actual things

the zyuohgers will consume nothing but cube watermelon whilst in japan

[mindfuqed]

Watermelon steak?? A watermelon made of steak or a steak made of watermelon?

[rockstar-tummies]

Do u know that children's story about like a spider that goes into a watermelon and eats the insides but then he's too round to fit back out the hole. Imagine that but with Mini-Phil

ahh, I do remember that story! I think it was one of the Anansi tales and it was very funny. Seems like something mini-Phil would most definitely try. :D

[rexpinniculi]

Meanwhile I’m on now the “watermelon diet” — gorge yourself on nothing but watermelon, then feel full after few calories because watermelon is mostly water. Foolproof!