Staying at a hotel with my friends and I'm only 80% certain the stains on the door are not blood but fuck it we ball
Also the sheets were more secure than the WiFi password, which was 987654321, and the door, which was suspiciously easy to open
Also in the room they gave us first, half of the air conditioner (which was on the FLOOR) was gouged out and I had to go Karen on the receptionist, who actually seemed to expect us to complain, which again seems vaguely suspect
Just saying this is how horror movies happen but now at least the AC is on the ceiling and I've managed to shower (in cold water) and take my sleep meds so the real Horrors now await me deep in Morpheus's kingdom
If this does end up being a horror movie this post is made to assure you that I will not make stupid decisions escape route wise and i will not fall in love with any demonic spirits even if they are pale with dark hair and sad eyes <3
