So I’ve seen the images for the new Toddler Mutant Ninja Turtles.
I won’t make the mistake I made with Rise and write it off without watching the first three or so episodes. I maintain the rule for anime I can do it for my favorite franchise. HOWEVER;
I hate everything about how they look. And everything this seems to be. Because what in the Trollz glitter- backyardigan, paw patrol looking bullshit is this actually. Not impressed. Not looking forward to it. There will be no plot, just weekly episodes of nonsense and maybe a life lesson that’s real world applicable if we’re LUCKY.
Yall can be ‘unironically hype’ if you want to but just remember:
We lost Rise for -This.
We lost Tales of the TMNT for - This
They leaked the fucking Avatar movie. For. THIS
I dont have high hopes. But I’ve been wrong before so. We’ll see.
All that bothers me is that… TMNT was never for children. They were never made for kids. The comics weren’t made for kids. The movie, 2003 series based on the comics— none of it was made with a very young, TODDLER audience in mind.
ALL of the child friendly TMNT media and merch. Yes that includes and is perpetuated by the 87 series— was developed for children SOLELY because companies and investors thought it would be more profitable. And theyve been chasing the TurtleMania era ever since.













