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Tumblr, we need to talk about this…
Petition for all trans people to stop forgetting transneutral folk exist.
Surprised Sentence Starters
"What was that?"
"You're not funny!"
"I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to hit you!"
"Sorry! I flail when I-wait... it's your fault!"
"Ah fuck! Shit! Why?!"
"You heard that, right?"
"I didn't mean to scream, but what did you expect?!"
"I didn't jump, I tripped."
"I knew you were there. I just get startled by loud noises and idiots."
"Fuck you! Fuck you. I hate you."
"I'm going to strangle you. Get over here!"
"You!"
"Was that you?"
"Please tell me that was you."
"I don't know if that was you or not, and I don't know which one I hope it was..."
"Did you see that?!"
"Did you hear that?!"
"What the actual fuck was that?"
"Stop it!"
"What was that for?"
"I hate you just... so damn much."
"Stop! I could've dropped my [object/food]!"
In 1998, a technology called PocketMail became available, allowing users to check their email by using a mobile connection or holding the device up to a landline. You can discover more about the evolution of mobile browsing in this infographic from Pennington Creative.
Important PSA
As of 6/23/17, Andriod phones are not affected by safe mode. However checking google play shows I do have a pending update for tumblr. So make sure to turn auto update off. This can be done by going to settings (in google play) and selecting “Auto-update apps” and choosing “Do not auto-update apps”. I do not know if they’re releasing safe mode the same way on Apple devices, but to be safe do not update tumblr until safe mode is fixed.
Update
User @mudkippey has informed me that the update is automatic on Apple devices.
I can reach my favourite book from my childhood because of when we were tidying my room and I want to read it again but also like...
What if it's bad? What if child me had low standards?