Nancy Drew Mockumentory
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Nancy to interviewer: Ya this case was quite pressing. There was so much hatred buried in this family and when the fire started.....well truth really hit the ceiling then.
Camera cuts to clip of Harper, Jessalyn, and ND crew running around screaming
Joe: Fire? There’s a fucken fire?!
Ned calming him down: There there. Nance will think of something
Nancy: Everyone just stay calm. STAY FUCKING CALM!
Camera cuts to Bess breathing in a paper bag
Jessalyn running in circles with her trauma story: my mom, my mom, my mom, my mom. Nancy I don’t care you’re friends are about to die. My mom, my mom, my mom, my mom
Harper is harping Shakespeare or something, realizes she’s wounded: Oh Shitspeare
Henry and Frank start to build the wheelbarrow
Wade wheels in: Nancy! Give me Savannah’s number!
Wade then notices Harper: Oh hey Harps, didn’t know you were here.
Camera cuts to Nancy staring hard at Wade
Everyone is ready to get Harper out of the building. Just as they start to leave Jessalyn remembers her mom
Jessalyn: Nancy! You got to go back for her!
Frank and Ned together: Bitch, Why her!?
Henry: okay but you do realize we are humans in a literal frying pan fire right now?!?
Bess: I know Nance is invincible but we’re not yeeting her at your mom. Right nance?!
Everyone turns and Nancy is gone
George: Fuck
