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Hol Horse

Your favorite character, Hol Horse from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 3, is a dweeb for the following reasons:

Has a gun as a Stand

Likes to hold his gun Stand inside of his hand like so:

Shoves his fingers into Polnareff's nose because a future-telling book told him to

Is named Hol Horse

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Peacock from Skullgirls is a dweeb because...?

Your favorite character, Peacock from Skullgirls, is a dweeb for the following reasons:

Has a move where she tries to kick a football but her synthetic parasite Avery pulls it away

Hangs out with Andy Anvil, Tommy Ten-Tons and Lonesome Lenny who are an anvil, a ten ton weight and a bomb, respectively

When shooting her gun, will sometimes quote the 1987 horror film Silent Night, specifically the line "Garbage day!"

Will sometimes accidentally put herself in a bag while trying to put her opponent in a bag

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david letterman

Your favorite character, David Letterman from The Late Show with David Letterman, is a dweeb for the following reasons:

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Gruntilda

Your favorite character, Gruntila from Banjo-Kazooie, is a dweeb for the following reasons:

Only speaks in rhymes

Has an irrational hatred of a goofy bear and a snarky bird

Wants to steal the beauty and youth of a young female bear

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The entirety of The Protomen

Your favorite characters, The Protomen, are dweebs for the following reasons:

Wrote at least two rock operas based on NES games

Includes band members with names such as Raul Panther III, TURBO LOVER, and Reanimator

Has one member who is responsible for the instruments “fist pumps, hand claps, armorer, sledgehammer, maracas and jarana”

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Spyro

Your favorite character, Spyro from the Spyro series, is a dweeb for the following reasons:

Says “Uh-oh, here we go again!” in response to the sequel hook at the end of the first game

Once quoted Parappa the Rapper’s catchphrase, “You gotta believe!”

Was voiced by the Taco Bell Chihauhua, Spongebob Squarepants, and Frodo Baggins in that order

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Koujirou Sasahara

Your favorite character, Koujirou Sasahara from Nichijou, is a dweeb for the following reasons:

Rides a goat to school and cherishes it as family

Has his butler follow him around everywhere he goes, tending to his every need

Frequently gets shot, blasted, and otherwise violently assaulted with firearms by the girl who likes him

Responds to his teacher’s scolding with the non-sequitur “Life is a series of everyday miracles.”

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Halo

Your favorite character, Halo, is a dweeb for the following reasons:

Is a pretty cool guy

Despite claiming to not afraid of anything, displays some violent xenophobia