#mod ariana

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proton: you're in his dms, i'm on his nerves

proton: im pissing him off. i'm ruining his day

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ariana sitting in court, on trial for murder: wow. god forbid women do anything

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petrel: one time a few years ago archer took me to an italian restaurant and the waiter asked what my name was and i said "petrel but you can call me captain ravioli" and archer just looked at me and went "what the fuck was that? don't do that." and i've been chasing that high ever since.

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Ariana: where’s this song from?

Proton: oh this song is from the band-

Ariana: no where’s this song from

Proton:

Proton: naruto

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Archer, looking into the first aid kit: why the fuck would you fill this with cheetos?!

Petrel, bleeding out: it was funny at the time

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petrel: I am a rubber chicken and god is a 19 year old viner throwing me off of buildings and beating me with unusual objects to make me scream for the enjoyment of his followers.

proton:

proton: what does this MEAN-

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Archer, standing next to Proton: Our love is stronger than anything you can throw at us.

Silver: No it's not! Love is stronger than anything I can throw at you? I could throw Palkia at you!

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proton: you know what would be sexy?

archer: what?

proton: eating food off of each other

archer: let me guess. you didn't do the dishes.

proton: ...i did not