proton: you're in his dms, i'm on his nerves
proton: im pissing him off. i'm ruining his day

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proton: you're in his dms, i'm on his nerves
proton: im pissing him off. i'm ruining his day
ariana sitting in court, on trial for murder: wow. god forbid women do anything
petrel: one time a few years ago archer took me to an italian restaurant and the waiter asked what my name was and i said "petrel but you can call me captain ravioli" and archer just looked at me and went "what the fuck was that? don't do that." and i've been chasing that high ever since.
Ariana: where’s this song from?
Proton: oh this song is from the band-
Ariana: no where’s this song from
Proton:
Proton: naruto
Archer, looking into the first aid kit: why the fuck would you fill this with cheetos?!
Petrel, bleeding out: it was funny at the time
Archer: This is crazy, but I’m having feelings again. Like some kind of 14 year old kid, or something. You remember feelings, right?
Ariana: Yeah. I have feelings every single day of my life.
Archer: Do you?
Ariana: Are you saying you don’t have feelings?
Proton: If I'd be in a room with Petrel, Gold and Lance...
Proton: I'd probably shoot Petrel twice.
archer: proton texted me 'your adorable' so I texted him back and said 'no, YOU’RE adorable.'
ariana: and?
archer: now we’re dating. we have been on six dates. all I did was point out a typo, but I like him so I’m not going to say anything.
petrel: I am a rubber chicken and god is a 19 year old viner throwing me off of buildings and beating me with unusual objects to make me scream for the enjoyment of his followers.
proton:
proton: what does this MEAN-
proton: you know what would be sexy?
archer: what?
proton: eating food off of each other
archer: let me guess. you didn't do the dishes.
proton: ...i did not
Ariana, holding two slices of bread to petrels face, smushing him between them: WHAT ARE YOU?!
Petrel:...An idiot sandwich...
Meanwhile, in our universe
Silver, doing the same to gold: What are you-
Gold, smirking: A SNACC-
Petrel walking in: Whacha got there? Proton as he’s snipping off Slowpoke tails: A smoothie.
Ariana, texting: Where the fuck are you and Archer!?
Proton: We're fucking
Proton: Getting not sent!
Proton: Drinks! not sent!
Ariana: Ah, nevermind then.
Proton: NO WAIT not sent!
Silver: I'm in my dad's caaar, vroom vroom.
Giovanni: Get out of meh car.
Silver: Aaw.
Silver:
Giovanni:
Silver: *dabs*
Giovanni: Today is the day I lost my son.
Silver: I'm engaged to Gold, by the way.
Archer: You have my deepest, sincerest and entirely honest apology for this poor, poor decision.
Ariana: Let me see what you have.
Tiny Silver: A KNIFE!
Ariana: nO-