#mod blot

[pandorasclub]

the following dsmp characters [not cc’s] fan designs give me so much gender. also this is mostly about the fanart yall draw of him

Vilbur. specifically for his little gay white tuft of hair. i also like how yall draw his eyes or his stupid trenchcoat. 7/10 bonus point for being tall and lanky and/or constantly smoking a cigarette puts him at 8/10

technoblade. obviously he was going to be here. buff piglin techno? gender. boft piglin techno? gender. buff human techno? gender. that one tumblr sexyman-esque design yall give him w the long pink hair in a ponytail and the little tiara type crown? gender. also love it when u guys give him boob windows. 9/10 for versatility. 

quackity. likes crime and also has that sick eye scar. those of you who give him like a little gambling chip thingy for the fucked up eye? wonderful. those of u who leave it white? wonderful. the idea to give him gold teeth for where the pickaxe fucked him up? absolutely wonderful. gender is only 6/10 tho. loses points for being short [L] and for having plain black hair. also preemptively losing one in case something happens to charlie Slime from The Ground. 5/10

Tuberculosis Underscore. my main man tubbo has the HORNS ! the EARS [those little goat ears] ! the NUKES ! and also i like it when in more recent designs hes given the hair over his eyes. very very gender. 7/10. gets a bonus point for being platonically married in what seems to be the only functioning relationship on the smp. 8/10

while im talking of his platonic husband im so sorry i dont see the deal with ranboo. 3/10 but i like when he gets a tail i think thats a cute design choice

similar to tubbo schlatt has like ... some degree of gender even if i hate to admit it. horns. stubble. hair. wears a suit i think thats funny. 5/10.

dream. i cant justify this one. yall r gonna hate me but prison era dream is a 9/10. its the long hair. any other version is like a 5/10 or a 6/10. i like my gender morally dubious thanks. 

Foolish. 8/10

worthy mentions also go to sapnap bcs sometimes yall draw him cool. bbh bcs yes id love to be a 9ft demon with ominous white eyes. sam designs r so sick sometimes. that is all, feel free to discuss and/or tear me apart for this but just know that im right

[bendyandboris-blog1]

Joey just couldn’t wait to show Bendy his new partner, so he ends up drawing the classic baby-version every popular character must have. Pre-game, back before Joey did what he did. A short drabble mod Blot wrote, hope you enjoy!

“Bendyyyyy!”

The devil sighed as his name was called, not particularly wanting to get off the table and rolling onto his back to stare up at the ceiling, one hand draped over the edge and the other on his chest.

“Whaaaat.”

It was Joey, of course. He’d been pestering him for a week, nonstop, no mercy. Honestly, he was beginning to wonder why he put up with all of this instead of simply taking the souls of the lot of them and leaving. Perhaps it was some kind of sentimentality..? Or mental issue. He’d have to look into it.

“Come here! I have a surprise for you!”

“Joy.”

Bendy muttered a few choice words under his breath, then rolled off the table and rubbed at his face to make sure it was clear of any stray ink- his cheeks had lately almost become perpetually stained, it seemed. He made his way into the front room, eyeing the team of animators as they all gazed at him excitedly- they looked fit to burst, he thought, with how they were all holding their breath. Joey was on one knee in the center of the room, next to some kind of wooden box that he lidded softly when he saw the devil approach.

“What is it?”

“A surprise! Now, Bendy, you have to be very quiet. And you can’t hold it too roughly, understand?”

Bendy stared.

“The way you’re talking, it’s one of those nasty human offspring that barf up milk when you feed them.”

The team seemed to exchange looks and whispers, someone snapping a picture of the duo as they spoke- and earning a glare from the ink demon for their troubles.

“Don’t tell me it’s bring your overcooked fetus to work day.”

“No- ew, jeez. Just.. Close your eyes, okay? And hold out your arms- like this…”

Bendy did as he was told, just barely stopping a flinch as his arms were adjusted.. Then something soft, and very warm, was placed into them. Some kind of bundle, almost like tissue paper.

“And.. Open them!”

As he did, he could hear a faint ‘awww’ and he looked down slowly, dreading the worst.

Of course, he got the best.

In his arms was what looked like a poof of fur bundled up in a sort of tissue paper blanket, two large eyes gazing at him with a twinkle and a tongue poking from a tiny, toothy mouth. At first he was in shock, taken aback completely by how eerily similar it appeared to him- then he realized it was a toon, just like himself.

And his heart melted. He tenderly moved one arm to hold the bundle, the other hand going to gently pet it and earning a soft sort of purr from the.. thing. It nibbled at his fingers, and he couldn’t help a sickeningly soft smile from crossing his face as a soft chuckle escaped.

“.. It’s adorable.”

At the lack of response, he finally tore his eyes away to see the humans all staring at him, each of them with a stupidly patronizing expression that he *would* hate, if he could feel hate. But it was kind of impossible to feel anything but love with this in his arms.

“Hello?”

“Ahem! Meet Boris the Wolf, your new partner. He’ll grow up quickly, but we just *had* to give you a sneak peek..”

Bendy nodded slowly, then hesitantly stepped forward before leaning against Joey uncertainly and rocking the bundle- Joey stiffened in surprise before giving a pleased grin and wrapping his arms around Bendy.

“I love him.”

“Good.”

[pandorasclub]

cant wait for this stream. cant wait for phil to have to break his little oink oink out. hes gonna clip through the walls and, like a parent at daycare, ask techno if he had fun on his trip and technos gonna be like “yeah! heres all of the things i did :)” while quackity has dream pinned against the wall, looking a little upset about the interruption cause he had a whole speech to give them both

[pandorasclub]

ive been spending so much time lately thinking about c!dream out of prison. i dont care how he gets out, alone or with others, what i care about is the first day that he spends in a real home. in a real bedroom - the type with windows! with windows and an actual bed to sleep on!! with a bathroom and running water so that he can have a shower and a mirror. a mirror.

do you know how long its been since c!dream has last seen his own face? he’s spent this whole time either with the mask on, focusing on his goals, or in a cell where he wouldn’t be able to see his reflection. how long do you think he’d spend stood there, staring his own reflection in the eyes, trying to figure out if that’s really him. if he’s always looked like that - just with new scars now. 

imagine how it’d feel to shower. to get new clothes - ones that actually fit and feel comfortable, that aren’t torn or blood-stained - and to cut his overgrown, unruly hair. no dirt or blood beneath bitten-down fingernails, able to open a window and feel the cool breeze on his skin rather than the relentless heat of obsidian and lava. 

just . imagine the first day being out of prison. seeing things again, breathing fresh air, feeling like a person after so long spent in the same room. i think about it all the time.

[bendyandboris-blog1]

Bendy and Boris? Can toons die of a broken heart? Is it possible for toons to die of sadness? Emotions can either increase or decrease the production of important hormones such as adrenaline. Adrenaline has the effect of narrowing the main arteries, putting a person in a situation where they may die of heart failure. Humans can die of sadness and a broken heart. I just wanted to know about the toons can die of sadness and a broken heart.

"No, I don't think toons can die at all. At least, I hope not."

[bendyandboris-blog1]

Meow!

“Y’know, like.. Nya!”

[bendyandboris-blog1]

This is a formal apology from Mod Blot for taking so long to answer; school decided to get bad, but we have a new quarter now so I should be on a bit more! I have two asks to finish, then we’re completely empty- and Mod Scribz doesn’t have anything at all, so.. Like she said before, we could use some asks!