Oct 14, 2018
Eugene: Why is Varian crying?
Cassandra: He took one of those “Which Disney Character Are You” quizzes.
Eugene: Oh, who did he get?
Cassandra: Rapunzel.
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Eugene: Why is Varian crying?
Cassandra: He took one of those “Which Disney Character Are You” quizzes.
Eugene: Oh, who did he get?
Cassandra: Rapunzel.
Tea Cup Ride
Cassandra and Queen Arianna: *spinning calmly, enjoying their ride in peace*
Rapunzel, Eugene, Varian, and Adira: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*
Eugene: You want the princess? Go ahead and take her. You just gotta go through me.
Villain: What?
Cassandra: You heard him! You wanna take the princess away from here, against her will? You gotta go through him and me.
Villain: Is this a joke? I’m not gonna be threatened by teens and barely adults.
Cassandra: You don’t wanna mess with us.
Eugene: She’s a hair puller.
Adira: And you’re not just dealing with Fishskin and Short Hair.
Lance: You’re dealing with all of us.
Varian: Except me.
Lance: Except Varian.
Varian: I don’t care what happens.
Eugene: If you put “violently” in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.
Varian: Violently studies.
Rapunzel: Violently bakes.
Cassandra: Violently trains.
Stalyan: Violently murders people.
Lance: Violently worries about that previous statement.
Cassandra: You know what strength is? Forgiving a person who wasn’t even sorry.
Varian: Not to be dramatic but I would literally rather die.
Varian: Sure, I don’t get a “healthy” amount of sleep like SOME PEOPLE do, but can they do THIS?
Varian: *stands up, blacks out for a second*
Varian: Can we go out for ice cream?
Eugene: Did you ask Rapunzel?
Varian: Rapunzel said no.
Eugene: Then why are you asking me?
Varian: She's not the boss of you.
Eugene:
Eugene, internally: It's a trap it's a trap it's a trap it's a
Varian: I guess I’m just too tough to cry.
Lady Caine: Just today you were crying about snakes.
Varian: They don’t have any arms!