Apr 12
Hugh Morris Stimboard
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-mod calamity &(α¨ Νβ α¨)&
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Hugh Morris Stimboard
π‘ π π π || πͺΰΉΰ£ π€‘ πͺΰΉΰ£ || π π π π‘
-mod calamity &(α¨ Νβ α¨)&
bug at first sight
vicious jerboa attack. a mauling. so cruel.
intercontinental ballistic rustblood
Do you ever set up a session of the game that ends the world to get your friend out of slavery?
Aci did, and when she entered the inciphisphere, Locust launched himself to Calamity's planet moments after it. Calamity on the other hand got a face full of rustblood and ears full of tearful 'it worked!' 'youre here!' 'oh god youre here!' and various other more incomprehensible noises of relief, so I'd consider that a warm welcome.
Characters: Locust, beforan!Monarch(they/them), beforan!Junior, beforan!Calamity (mentioned)
β§ β HELHELLO HELLO !!β! ββ¨
β§ β ARE YYYy Y0UU INTERTERESTED 1N SOME SSOMEΒ«β someone , please ! βΒ» ββ¨
β§ β AWESOME DEALSβοΈβοΈββ¨
β§ β WONWONT REGR3T!! ββ¨
Huh! I wouldn't even call this, like, indescribably bad. It's just. Indescribable. Why is there a plea in the middle of it? Why do you type like you're on the verge of a breakdown? How do you even communicate with this? You get points for theme coherency, I guess. I don't even know what that theme is, though. "Salestroll gets stuck inside a spam hatemail after selling soul to devil and is now reduced to begging for someone to click their link and set them free"? Fuck if I know. 4/9.
emperor belos is the fandomβs Tumblr Sexyman and he was wholeheartedly intended to be. it was a marketing ploy. his entire character arc culminates in this.
unsurprisingly, it meets with resounding success. he surpasses bill cipher. he surpasses the onceler. fanfiction counts soar after his unmasking. there is no escape.
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-mod calamity ΰΌβΛ (oβͺαβͺ)b Ιͺ Κα΄α΄ α΄ α΄α΄ !! ΰΌ ΰ³βｑΛ
Trans Cross Stimboard
π³οΈββ§οΈ || π π π || π€ π€ π€ || π π π || π³οΈββ§οΈ
-mod calamity α(ββ _β )α βͺβ¬
POV You Ran Over David Stimboard
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-mod calamity β βοΌΉβοΌΉβ γΎ(oοΎΠοΎ)οΎ
(THIS IS A JOKE BTW LMAO)
