#hetcanons

[straighttpp]

juno wears this

[straighthzd]

Nil’s backstory is that bandits chased his mother off a cliff when he was a child

[straightwtnv]

The Heterofication Union, So far

@straighttpp

@straighttma

@straightwtnv

@straightcriticalrole

@thehetcanisms

@straightarsparadoxica

@straightw359 

@thesandersstraights

@straightstarshipiris

@straighttaz

@straighta81

[straighttoh]

emperor belos is the fandom’s Tumblr Sexyman and he was wholeheartedly intended to be. it was a marketing ploy. his entire character arc culminates in this.

unsurprisingly, it meets with resounding success. he surpasses bill cipher. he surpasses the onceler. fanfiction counts soar after his unmasking. there is no escape.

[straightsf]

hello dear followers! it is time for the

✨official straightla firma CW cast listing!✨

david-7, portrayed by white man of the month

trexel geistman, portrayed by some dude

hartro piltz, portrayed by sexy woman #7

bathin, portrayed by the crying cat meme

imogen, portrayed by... is- is that supposed to be a woman? we didn’t actually have the money for more trained actors so this will have to d-

✨please don’t send us hate for this we (as in, i, mod david) worked very hard on putting this together <33✨

[thehetcanisms]

Tim has short hair 😔.

No!!! His abundance of gender is stored in the hair!

[straightw359]

eiffel grabs minkowski and kisses her to “shut her up” when she’s yelling at him for something. this is presented as cute and romantic

Ew ew ew kill it with fire

[sixthestraightsical]

THE HETERIFICATION BLOGS ARE TAKING OVER