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McQueen: I give up; he's impossible.

Dooley: I can’t be impossible; I exist. I think what you meant to say is, 'I give up; he’s improbable.'

Black Hat: *On phone* Just smash in his kneecaps and he'll talk! Listen, I'm at at parent teacher conference.

Black Hat: So you said 505 is enjoying finger painting? That's great.

Raxa: Google "missing foot"? That was your plan?

Dooley: Well, not all of it.

McKing: When I first met you, I did not like you.

McQueen: I’m aware of that.

McKing: But then you and I had some time together.

McQueen: Uh-huh.

McKing: It did not get better.

McQueen: That rock is sprayed with arterial red!

Dooley: Maybe it's roadkill. Taste it.

McQueen: What is up with that? Every time I cut myself you were like "taste it, lick it, it'll make it feel better."

Dooley: It will. Taste it.

McQueen: It's not my blood!

Raxa: Good morning, detectives! Are we collecting donations for the policeman's ball?

Dooley: We don't have balls.

Raxa: I honestly have no response to that.

Dooley: I have a foolproof plan that solves the case.

McQueen: What is it?

Dooley: Actually, all I have is the phrase "I have a foolproof plan." Beyond that, I'm wide open.

Raxa: Who's "Francis"?

McQueen: It's my given name.

Raxa: Give it back.

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