#mod garfield

[kincalling]

[eats tape] [eats tape] [eats tape] [eats tape] [eats-

[yourfavefucks]

All Werewolves fuck to survive!

[dimentioinplacesheshouldntbe]

dimento should not provoke Garfield, no seriously, DIMENTIO, DO NOT ENRAGE HIM IF YOU VALUE YOUR CONTINUED EXISTENCE

Your feeble jester is nothing to the god that has destroyed many a lasagna

[truecrimegarfield]

Ah, to be a Garfield statue, coated with moss, and with rocks at your paws. I imagine it would be a nice, peaceful life. One I would like to live. One free from judgement and slander. I hope one day, we can all be Mossy Garfield, and live in the forest, one with nature.

- Mod Garfield

[whyisbarrybannedfromthekitchen]

Barry is banned from the kitchen because when he and the twins went to visit Magnus and his dogs Barry when in the kitchen for a snack and began eating dog treats and just shrugged when Magnus pointed it out

I ate a dog treat this weekend BC my sister told me it was a multivitamin

[yourfavefucks]

Gritty fucks to survive!

[kincalling]

the ask box....

i’ll never achieve something so great again

[yourfavefucks]

Dr. Sexgun from Monster Factory fucks to survive!