Return of the Garf.

You cannot kill us. We are Garfield.

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Ted Bundy.

Ted Bundy.

Ted Bundy.

Ted Bundy.

Share a moment with Ted Bundy.

- Mod Garfield

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Imagine, if you will.

A website, full of porn bots and True Freaks, with an innocent little Garfield blog standing in the centre. Now imagine that little Garfield getting crushed to death, the sound of his little bones crunching beneath the weight of a giant Boot. That is what Tumblr did to us. Took away our light in the darkness. Shame on you.

- A very disappointed Mod Garfield.

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IT’S STRANGE, NEVER HEARING SIRENS OUTSIDE (FOR ONCE.)

-MOD GARFIELD

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MAYBE THIS WOULDN’T HAVE HAPPENED IF THIS SITE WEREN’T FULL OF HUGE FUCKING PUSSIES.

-MOD GARFIELD

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Calm down, MOD GARFIELD. We WILL spread our good word, one way or another. This will work out. Garfield shall always prevail. 

- Mod Garfield

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IT’S HARD NOT TO GET AGGRESSIVE WHEN WE’RE TREATED LIKE THIS.

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MAYBE THIS WOULDN’T HAVE HAPPENED IF THIS SITE WEREN’T FULL OF HUGE FUCKING PUSSIES.

-MOD GARFIELD

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Calm down, MOD GARFIELD. We WILL spread our good word, one way or another. This will work out. Garfield shall always prevail. 

- Mod Garfield

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Ah, to be a Garfield statue, coated with moss, and with rocks at your paws. I imagine it would be a nice, peaceful life. One I would like to live. One free from judgement and slander. I hope one day, we can all be Mossy Garfield, and live in the forest, one with nature.

- Mod Garfield

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MAYBE THIS WOULDN’T HAVE HAPPENED IF THIS SITE WEREN’T FULL OF HUGE FUCKING PUSSIES.

-MOD GARFIELD

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Hello, all.

Mod Garfield here. Some heathen saw it fit to report us, and we got taken down. We will be more... Cautious. From now on.