#mod godric

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Ravenclaw: When people say “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep in ‘till noon because I am a problem solver.

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Ravenclaw: I kinda wanna open the box

Slytherin: it's not our box

Hufflepuff: that's very morally mature of you!

Slytherin: I was going to say that makes it even more tempting

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Slytherin: I’m tired of people always telling me to ‘go to the hospital’ and that I’ve ‘lost a lot of blood’. It’s my severe head injury, not yours. Stay out of it.

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Ravenclaw, walking into class: I'm sorry I'm late, I saw a drawing of the sun wearing sunglasses and spent four hours wondering what the fuck he was protecting his eyes from.

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Hufflepuff: I mean come on, let's just hug it out. Come on, hug it out.

*they all hug*

Ravenclaw: okay who took my wallet

Slytherin: sorry

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Slytherin: I'm not evil, just slightly bent and twisted.

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everyone: [tells Slytherin to do something]

Slytherin: no

Hufflepuff: do it

Slytherin: ok

[flightoftheorderofthephoenix]

Slytherin: no, it would be against my moral compass

Ravenclaw: your moral compass is a Russian roulette wheel