Oct 9, 2018
Pat: [texting] Did you get your free Slurpee today?
Pat: I Just had four. There are many 7-elevens near my gym.
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Pat: [texting] Did you get your free Slurpee today?
Pat: I Just had four. There are many 7-elevens near my gym.
Brian: [texting] I'm SHAKESPEAREAN
Brian: *I'm shaking
Pat: Fight me on PS4
Pat: Oh wait,
Pat: You don't have a PS4
Brian: Fight me in real life
Brian: Oh wait,
Brian: You don't have a real life
Brian: What can I get you?
Pat: Uh, eggs.
Brian: How would you like those?
Pat: Uh-- Medium rare
Pat and Brian: ...........................
Justin: [texting] Beans?
Justin: *babe?
Pat: I Love saying dumb shit
Pat: It fuels me
Pat: I thrive off my own stupidity
Greatest way to fool someone is to act a fool yourself.
Patrick
Pat: [reading memes at 3 A.M. on a Tuesday] Why am I like this?