#source: hiimdaisy

[incorrect-kotor-quotes]

[wrongmha]

Eraser Head: The word of the day is: FUTILE! As in: "Your futile existence has no meaning." Present Mic, do you know any other words that start with F? Present Mic: Fsteak. Eraser Head: Excellent.

Source: Hiimdaisy

[arandomocto]

archon interlude quest in a nutshell:

[incorrectevillious]

Michaela: Okay, I have my Very Amazing Green Onion... and my girlfriend... Everyone's here.

Kyle: what about me

Michaela: what ABOUT you

[thewitchs-scrapped-recipes]

Almond Cookie: Two bodies hanging from telephone poles… and we don’t even know if this is a homicide case yet.

Latte Cookie: Sir, I think we can probably assume it’s a-

Almond Cookie: Shut up, Latte Cookie. We’ve got no clues about the perp. We don’t even have a sus because the sec with a mo’s got a perf al.

Latte Cookie: Sir, what are you even-

Almond Cookie: SHUT UP, LATTE COOKIE.

Latte Cookie: Um, so what do we know about the case so far?

Almond Cookie: The perp … is probably … IN THE KINGDOM. Case closed. Let's get drunk.

[incorrectbugsnaxquotes]

You decided to talk to Filbo first

Filbo: Who wants to help me overcome my self-esteem issues?!

You decided to look for Elizabert instead

[fireball-dragon]

"I'm a cheetah on the plains, I'm a highway star..."

Qrow: Hey, I'm making coffee. How do you take yours?

Weiss: ...Black?

Qrow: Don't try to sound tough, you sissy.

Weiss: Cream?

Qrow: Oh, coming right up, madam.

Weiss: ...Cream and sugar?

Qrow: What are you, Ruby?

Ruby: Uncle Qrow, I want it black!

Weiss: ...Surprise me? (Qrow throws coffee onto Weiss) AAAAAAAAA-

[ena-incorrect-quotes]

Ena, to Moridux: I'm excited to go on adventures with you! Let's be friends!

> Ena became friends with Moridux.

> Moridux will now die for you.

Ena: