Latte,, that Hubert writing was on point. I hope you dont mind me adding some of my own hc's (not the anon who asked originally). Year or two later reader probably accidently gets pregnant again. This time twin girls. Dude probably nearly has a heart attack. Teaches their son black magic behind s/o back. Son teaches the girls. Hubert is proud as his kids destroy shit. Oh! And!! Tea parties!! All three kids manage to convince him into it. He secretly LOVES it. Never would admit it.
Thank you so much, Anon!! Yes, please send all the Hubert HCs; he’s a good husband (even if he has his doubts, the dork).
((Also reminding me I need to write mine too oop–))
I freaking love your brain, by the way, this is genius; I cackled reading it it’s so cute,,
The man would absolutely trip once he found out his s/o’s having twins. “Twins?! As in, two? At once?? Honestly???” Get the poor count some smelling salts, please. He’d be mega protective though, especially of his precious girls
Can definitely see him teaching their son (and by domino effect the twins) black magic; probably wouldn’t take s/o long to figure it out though:“Darling, why are the curtains charred?”“No reason, dearest.” He’s tries to death glare at the little sh/ts, but he’s just too proud and ends up smirking and chuckling at them instead. The kids just giggle; papa couldn’t ever be mad at his prodigies, now could he?“Hubert, you didn’t–“ s/o probably
Of course those kids could wrangle him into tea parties, dress up and all. He’d have a glare on his face the entire time, but eventually they’d all end up laughing in the floor. S/o would find the three sprawled out over their father, either still giggling or fast asleep“Having fun, dear?”“Absolutely not.” Hubert most likely; the smile on his face would give it away though; his family is his everything