Erza: there's a safety inspection soon.
Erza: I need to hide my knives and my toaster
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Erza: there's a safety inspection soon.
Erza: I need to hide my knives and my toaster
Laguna: There is no way this much stupid can fit inside one person.
Shiki and Kris: *seeing who can fit more marshmallows in their mouth.*
Weisz: But it fits perfectly inside two people
Random asshole: I believe one problem with hiring women is that they're frail and breakable
Elfman: are you sure you're not talking about your magic or your hip?
Wendy: We're gonna die
Gajeel: I thought you were an optimist!
Wendy: When you're bleeding to death you have a right to be pessimistic
Eraser: Justice got me a get better card.
Holy: aw that's sweet
Eraser: I wasn't sick he just thought I could do better
Hyoga: You know those moments when I tell you something isn't a good idea-
Gowen: -and I ignore you? yeah.
Minerva: There's no I in team but there is one in pizza.
Erza: so you're not going to share?
Minerva: I am not going to share
Erik: I promised Levy we wouldn't do anything stupid!
Gajeel: why would you lie to our partner like that