#mod paw

[evilyumes]

cutely feasting on my f/o's organs like he's Prometheus and I'm that bitchass eagle. don't worry he's fine, he has an insane healing factor and he's kinda into it anyway

need a guy with insane healing so i can beat him up and also do lowkey cannibalism it’s good for me i swear

[oxigenders]

prinxymigender: mostly princian, somewhat mistgender and partially transmasc

[evilyumes]

Having an italian f/o and cooking pasta with the worst and the most unusual ingredient combos

yummm pasta w ketchup and mayo

hey man what’s your actual problem

[evilyumes]

i love thinking about sopping my f/o in milk and then sucking the milk back out of him and hearing the loud squelch as i throw him against walls

i have that post to thank in part for this blog’s popularity

[evilyumes]

I know my f/os parents would hate my guts so I think f/o and I should be as inapropriate as possible in front of them just to piss them off

this is me with []. but hiring him to come to my family reunions just to ruin them

[evilyumes]

Hey, f/o!😂

Paul is my f/o and I need to do this to him a million times over

You like Evilyumes? [...] Their early work was a little too simple for my taste. But when they started posting asks in 25' I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole blog has a firey, hellish layout, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the page a big boost. They've been compared to evilselfship, but I think Evilyumes has a far more pop culture influenced sense of humor. [...]

In '25, Evilyumes released this; HELLl!, their most accomplished piece. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Imagine soaking your f/o in milk and slamming them against the wall". A post so catchy, most people probably don't pay attention to the og. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of soaking a plush in milk and the importance of entertainment. It's also a personal statement about the blog itself.

[evilyumes]

I started posting again and two people unfollowed me… you guys only want me for my fire hell anger dividers.

[evilyumes]

can someone say thank you…