#evil phone

[idolsapphire-stars]

Did you know im really abnormal abt them

[littlecitywizard]

This cursed artifact of infinite knowledge will not let me take a long rest, it's tempting glow of knowledge keeps drawing me back in

[warningengine]

Me: honey, can you see when home depot closes today

wife who has an Evil Phone: sure let me look it up on my Evil Phone

[grelleswife]

Hi, y’all! My lovely iPhone has decided to reboot itself endlessly, which means my Tumblring will probably be restricted to the laptop for the next few days. If I take longer to reply than normal to messages, that’s why!

[evilyumes]

my f/o sucks and i hate him and we beat each other up every day. It’s true love

#romance

[evilyumes]

Stands stoically in a gentle breeze staring into the setting sun. I can forcefem any f/o.

yes you can

[evilyumes]

Day one of making self inserts: "okay,gotta make sure that she fits in in the grand scheme of things,don't make her stand out too much or shell be a mary sue! also remember F/O is the evil villain and wouldn't actually reciprocate her feelings,they'd just think shes too competent to just discard in the long run"

Day 3452 of making self inserts: ok heres my yumesona for this media! i know F/O is evil & the most powerful character in the franchise but actually shes secretly much stronger than them and only F/O knows it yet AND THATS why they fell head over heels 4 her. honestly almost pathetically since they havent experienced normal romantic affection before because they were too busy being edgy. no its not "Out of character", they obviously would fall for someone as smart & powerful & gorgeous as her,while she does reciprocate shes lowkey a little angry about it,also canon is dead,i killed it with my own two hands

the S/I pipeline of "what if this is a mary sue :(" to "hell yeah im making her a mary sue",anyways imagine making your "evil" "stoic" and "unfeeling" F/Os fall head over heels 4 you then being too #nonchalant to respond to their affections

being cringe is being free