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My roommate: If it can't take a slight body slam, then what's the point?

#mod pp #my roommate #she was talking about her computer of all things

ProteanPrankster: I got carpet burn from doing it on my knees without pants on.

(later in the conversation)

VerdantAnubis: That's why I do it on my knees.

#mod pp #proteanprankster #verdantanubis #presented without context #i'm so proud of us #:')#it was a worthy first poop

My Roommate: But if you had just given me your shoes, I wouldn't have murdered you in pragmatic blood.

#pragmatism comes up again #mod pp #my pragmatic roommates everyone #my roommate

My Roommate: Is there any benefit to bonding with your significant other?

Me, a pragmatic person: Eventually you get stuff.

#mod pp #were those my initials i don't even remember #my roommate #me #it's been a while #I think they were talking about fire emblem but who knows #more like me a pragmatic person who gets eavesdropped on

My Roommate: How do you draw the anime tiddies?!

Protean Prankster: ................... You try your _breast_.

My Roommate: //throws Android plushie

(later)

My Roommate: How do you draw sexy ladies?!?!??!?!

Protean Prankster: . You look in the mirror then you draw what you see.

My Roommate: .....//"cute" noise, which Protean Prankster hears as rather sexual

Protean Prankster: //spits Multigrain CheeriOs all over keyboard

#mod pp #presented without context #as per usual i suppose #my roommate #protean prankster #it was a pretty scandalous noise

Me, talking about my high school graduation which was invaded by 17-year-cycle-cicadas: Normally, they're just a bunch of larvae wriggling around in the ground, but then every seventeen years, they all come out at once, and then they scream, and then they die. Then there are more larvae that just kind of wriggle around for another seventeen years.

Not GrumpyCat: Correction: They scream, have sex, then die.

Protean Prankster: And it just had to be your year, out of those seventeen years. You're just so unlucky.

Oatmeal Sam, who hadn't previously been in the room, after hearing just the part about screaming and dying after seventeen years: Are you guys talking about cicadas?

#mod pp #protean prankster #not grumpycat #oatmeal sam #me

Oatmeal Sam: I wonder how much more efficient your [talking to Protean Prankster] brain would be if we used hypnotism to suppress the part of your brain that's always working on pick up lines. You'd probably surpass like levels of computer science; so much of your brain is always looking for opportunities.

#mod pp #oatmeal sam #protean prankster #i do indeed make many bad pickup puns and suchlike #it is a blessing but also a curse #my solemn duty

Not Grumpycat: I have heard the term "dead babies" so much this past week!

Hi Jump Kick, who hasn't been in the room,suddenly poking her head out: What? Dead babies?

#dead babies #mod pp #not grumpycat #hi jump kick

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