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Polar Vortex: The thing is the fact that it was probably titled like that deliberately means -
Not Grumpycat: Not everyone is a Fall Out Boy fan, Polar.
Polar Vertex: I know, that's why I was paying it so much attention.
Not Grumpycat: Oh. I read it and just thought "ha ha, humans."
Me, talking about my high school graduation which was invaded by 17-year-cycle-cicadas: Normally, they're just a bunch of larvae wriggling around in the ground, but then every seventeen years, they all come out at once, and then they scream, and then they die. Then there are more larvae that just kind of wriggle around for another seventeen years.
Not GrumpyCat: Correction: They scream, have sex, then die.
Protean Prankster: And it just had to be your year, out of those seventeen years. You're just so unlucky.
Oatmeal Sam, who hadn't previously been in the room, after hearing just the part about screaming and dying after seventeen years: Are you guys talking about cicadas?
Not Grumpycat: I have heard the term "dead babies" so much this past week!
Hi Jump Kick, who hasn't been in the room,suddenly poking her head out: What? Dead babies?
Not Grumpycat: Alternatively, all cats are Asian.
Not Grumpycat: Well, at first you don't really know, but then you feel around and you realize that it should be soft but it's hard, and you know it's not a bone because it moves around.
Not Grumpycat: Three days straight of dim sum is just a lot. And it's like the same thing I've eaten since I was born. Well, not born. You probably shouldn't feed a baby dim sum. But still.
Not Grumpy Cat: I'm gonna roll out...
Polar Vortex: Where're you going?
Not Grumpy Cat: Couch... and go to ELE Lab.
Protean Prankster: I can't tell if I really do just run warmer than most others or if I'm actually getting sick.
Not Grumpycat, straight-faced: "Uptown Funk" plays in background.
Protean Prankster, straining to listen: Uptown Funk...?? Where......????
Not Grumpycat, still completely straight-faced: Too hot. Hot damn.
