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•~•Genshin Isekai Series•~•
Mod Rita
•Isekai•
Isekai is a subgenre of fantasy in which a character is suddenly transported from their world into a new or unfamiliar one.
•Adrift in Another Cosmos•
You, a very dedicated Genshin player, has been sent to another world. Despite your best attempts and guesses, you can’t seem to find out what’s making you so nervous.
•Teyvat Grips Your Life•
Part 0
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Gender neutral reader
Tw: manikins (no horror), swearing, food
Cw: Canon was thrown out the window and beat to a pulp, then it gets resurrected, I’ll repeat the cycle later, reader has vision and is a polearm user, no shipping will be in the main story but I will totally accept requests for other stuff that won’t be a part of the main plot (at least not on purpose)
It’s currently around 5pm, this is the time you start to wonder what you’ll have for dinner. However, today’s slightly different; today you’ve decided to try and make the signature dish of a Genshin character.
You decided to go for an easy one; only for today though. After all, you did want to try more after this.
But right now, it seems that everything has decided to go wrong.
“Oh, fuck,” you curse under your breath as you remember that you have absolutely no idea what to do to even start making a steak.
You look through guides upon guides, actually, you’ve been looking for so long that you’re starting to get a headache.
“Ughhh! I just wanted to make Amber’s dish! It shouldn’t have… Ughh my head…” You balance yourself on the counter next to the stove and stare down at it; to your left, an untouched frozen steak pathetically lays there.
“Maybe I should just… Leave this for tomorrow.” You pick up the room temperature steak and place it in the fridge. Then you take your phone and take it to your room, closing all the tabs you had open, especially the tabs that you searched ‘how to make a steak’ with.
Making it to your room you close the curtains and place your phone on your desk next to your pc. Flopping onto your bed in defeat, you decide to take a nap and hope you don’t sleep past your alarm.
•
“—llo-? -u—n.”
A voice calls, for you maybe? No, you’ve heard that voice somewhere.
“Human, wake up. This is an order.”
Finally recognizing the voice, you shoot up with a gasp.
“No—no way.” The woman in front of you stares with… Well, you’re not sure. But you do know who she is.
“Your awakening of disbelief… I suppose you know who am am, correct?”
“You’re… The Sustainer of Heavenly Principals..!”
“That is indeed correct. Now listen closely and carefully; I will not repeat myself, but I will answer any questions after this. Do you understand?”
You nod your head, ‘holy shit this is one hell of a dream.’
“The game that you adore so much is real. All those in it are living, breathing beings. They are in danger, and I have acquired you to save them from the tyrants of Celestia.”
You look to her in confusion, this is totally the weirdest dream you’ll ever have. Is this normal? What the actual hell is happening??
“Someone of corruption has made their way into the higher rankings of Celestia, and has removed me from the position of power I was in.”
“I do not know the extent of your knowledge of Teyvat, but I will assume that it is adequate enough to be able to summon you.”
“Your answer will be the same no matter what, you will help with this cause. I will give you a vision, and you will protect the star twins, Aether and Lumine at all costs.”
“Now, ask your questions, human. I will only answer three.”
‘Oh my god this is the best dream ever.’ Looking at nothing you come up with your first question.
“You said you wanted me to protect Aether and Lumine? Well, I’d say you did a pretty good job at that already.” She glares at you, you think.
“If you’re talking about the ‘attack’ I did on them, that was just a part of the plan we made up.”
“We?”
“Yes, we. Those two are my assistants. Or, by Celestia’s word, were.”
“Our plan was to wipe their memories and have them save Teyvat. But it seems that I wasn’t able to fulfil my part, and so they ended up being separated.”
She took her gaze off of you and looked off into the distance, this time you could read her expression, she was angry, at herself probably.
You follow her line of sight and think of what your next question will be. There are a lot you want to ask. But right now, you should probably enjoy the rest of your dream.
“Do I have to stay hidden from anyone? Or can I just talk and say whatever I want to whoever I want?”
She looks back at you, absorbing your words. She sighs, “You must stay hidden from those with ties to Celestia. However, when the archon of a land looses their ties, Celestia looses their right to view that land; do with this information as you will.”
She crosses her arms, ‘god, does she know how much you simp for these characters?!’
Wait, this is your last question… ‘Okay me! Uhh… You have to think this one through! Make sure it means something.’
“W-what kind of vision am I getting..?” You pause “Will it be something similar to Aether and Lumine’s?”
“Ah, I suppose it would be rude of me to not explain what your vision is.”
“No, your vision is not similar to that of the Star Twins; it is much rather that of the void. You create portals, pocket dimensions that can reach roughly the size of Mondstandt’s city, and you can stop time.”
Your jaw is having a serious relationship with the floor right now. Pocket dimensions that can reach the size of Mondstandt City? Portal creation?? Time freezing??? This is the best dream ever.
“Ah, I suppose we should make you a proper body so you can hold that power.”
With the wave of her hand, a manikin like body appears facing you. Long white hair, blue eyes, and clothes resembling that of Aether and Lumine’s.
“There, now moving onto your weapon… I suppose something sharp will do, a polearm should suffice, after all, you can throw them.”
With another wave of her hand, manikin is now holding a polearm. Then she touches the forehead of it.
“What did you just do?”
“I gave it the knowledge and experience to wield a polearm, along with the knowledge on how to use your vision. At least, the most knowledge I can give.”
“What do you mean by that?”
“The vision of the void is still new to me, theoretically, you will be able to learn how to use it better than me.”
You look at the manikin, it looks just like you, well, minus the extremely long white hair, the specific shade of blue eyes, and a posture that doesn’t make you look like a Halloween witch.
“Are-are you gonna wipe my memories too?”
“That does seem like the safer option, yes.”
“Why..?”
“… You have used up all the questions I let you use, however, I suppose I have no other reason as to not tell you.”
You looked at her expectedly, “It’s just in case Celestia captures you; so they don’t get any sort of information.”
“Oh, okay.”
“When you awake in Teyvat you’re only goal will be to protect and find the twins. Where you wake up is unknown.”
“No when?”
“No, unlike the Star Twins you don’t react unnaturally to my magic.”
“Anyway that’s enough talking, goodbye. May luck be on your side, human.”
She looked at you with no expression, then everything went white.
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