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Fozzie: Kermit!!! What do you call an alligator in a vest?

Kermit’s inner monologue: I might be everyone’s dad friend but I don’t know how many more dad jokes I can take.

Kermit: What?

Fozzie: An investigator! Wocka wocka wocka!

Kermit: Sometimes I think I want a divorce.

Ms. Piggy: And I wanted a millionaire husband who doesn’t spend his time singing on a log but we don’t all get what we asked for.

Kermit: Oh wait, we’re not even married. We’ve had so many fake weddings, I forgot.

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