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new batch of @incorrect-muppet-quotes
Digit: Passed my autopsy with flying colors! There was so much inside me.
*Starbucks*
Gonzo: *standing next to Kermit and grabbing his hand to hold it* This is crazy.
Gonzo: You’re not my husband.
Kermit: Nope.
Rizzo: You’re holding the wrong hand.
Gonzo: You sure?
Kermit: We’re sure.
Gonzo: I feel committed to finishing this Starbucks experience with you.
Kermit: I’m not paying.
Gonzo: Oh never mind, let me go back to my husband.
Rizzo: I’m not paying either.
Fozzie: *in front of them* Come hold my hand, Gonzo. I’ll buy you any Frappuccino you want.
Gonzo: *grabbing Fozzie’s hand and looking at Kermit and Rizzo* At least someone cares about me!
Kermit: Welcome to bible study, we’re all children of Jesus.
*cut to Gonzo snorting coke*
Kumbayah, my lord.
Fozzie: Kermit!!! What do you call an alligator in a vest?
Kermit’s inner monologue: I might be everyone’s dad friend but I don’t know how many more dad jokes I can take.
Kermit: What?
Fozzie: An investigator! Wocka wocka wocka!
10 more @incorrect-muppet-quotes bc they’re my life blood
@incorrect-muppet-quotes bby come back. u can blame it all on me
Gonzo: I think I broke one of my livers.
Kermit: You only have one liver.
Gonzo: How many do I need to live?
Kermit: One.
Gonzo: I’m in trouble.
