Could you maybe write a team rating for me? My team consists of: Christmas Robin, Alfonse, Love Abounds Roy and Female Robin! I love your work, btw!!
thank you ily anon <3 <3
The two Robins have a really weird relationship
They’re always challenging each other both intellectually and physically
They both write up strategies and compare them all the time
Alfonse tries to join
Hes like “hm yes of course i can keep up with this”
He cannot keep up with this
Both Robins can basically read each other’s minds
Alfonse doesn’t even know how they do it. What’s even going on. They talk so fast
Roy is invited to the strategy meeting
He just sits in the background, watching Alfonse try to figure out what’s happening
He’s probably like eating a gingerbread cookie because Robin baked a lot
F!robin, leaning over a map of the battlefield: alfonse what do you think about this strategy?
Alfonse: i think maybe we should change this–
F!robin: irrelevant. Roy, what do you think.
Roy, mouth filled with cookies: yes
F!robin, crying: thats my sweet baby boy. He’s so intelligent.
Roy likes to play matchmaker around the castle
He asks the Robins to help him with his matchmaking because of their amazing strategies
They get into everyone’s business. No one is safe from this trio
All the heroes ask Alfonse to please god control your children
Alfonse can’t stop it. He can’t stop the Robins from playing matchmaker. It’s what they were made for
Roy gets valentines day chocolates for his team because he loves them a lot
He thanks the Robins for teaching him strategies with a box of their favourite candies
Roy’s gift to Alfonse is a promise to not meddle in anyone’s business for a whole week
Alfonse is eternally grateful
He also helps the Robins get valentines day gifts for their significant other
Also please imagine Roy doing those little singing telegrams for valentines day to like Chrom or someone for one of the Robins
When Christmas time rolls around (aka november 1st) Robin is incredibly excited
He won’t stop singing Christmas songs
Roy keeps joining in
Alfonse wants to die. Why can’t he just ha ve a normal team ….
Robin makes it his duty to decorate the entire castle for the festivities
Alfonse: hey robin its 3 am and also november 10th please put the christmas tree away
Robin: so i called chief and he said this aint it
Alfonse: whats even going on anymore
Robin dresses Roy up in a little elf costume
Female Robin and Alfonse are also elves
They’re not as excited about it as roy is
they go around caroling and forcefully drag Alfonse along













