#mod sibyl

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[pucacore]

"You sleep for 15 hours and you miss the corn fetish russian smh"

-Sibyl @ the party

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I crave the röck, fäthër

-literally all of us after seeing the word rock

[dungeons-with-doofuses]

"I deserve a redo just because Satan misgendered me!"

-Cricket upon failing a test set by Satan.

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"IM PRETTY FUCKING STUPID SIR, DONT NEED TO PLAY."

-Quinn towards the principle in our highschool au.

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"My joints all cracked simultaneously as i unleashed the souls of the damned through my mouth"

-mod sibyl upon waking up after an hour and a half of sleep on a friday, a child screamed and left his brain rattled, so he screamed back to asert dominance.

[dungeons-with-doofuses]

"Quinn leaves and we get 3 20's rolled in a row.

Dies in Rat Memory"

-Everyone in the party when Quinn leaves.

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Jack did you really divorce dad and leave your son for corn?

-Sibyl, referring to Quinn and the russian corn man.