Dungeons And Doofuses

This isn't a campaign it's a cam-pain

[champagnemanagement]

gimme that good taste of the fashion life, baby!!!!!!

[dungeons-with-doofuses]

Reduce, reuse, reanimate. The catch phrase of necromancers

Mod Gabe;yes absolutely this is my favorite ask you get a gold star

Mod Sibyl; I wholeheartedly agree , double gold stars for you mx. anon!

[probablybadrpgideas]

The character you play is determined by your Tumblr URL

[pendragyn]

I’m sold, sign me up 😂

[moniquill]

Joke’s on you, Tumblr, I play Moniquill in real life!

[nyanbinary-83]

am i a sentient cookie or an affectionate baker?

[dogwithpants]

I am a dog wearing pants…

[loved-and-i-lost-you]

What the fuck is my character

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

@loved-and-lost-you Tony stark.

I’m still mad lol

[skeletonmaster69]

either im virgil or a ncie shadow demon. either way im ok with it

[cidercidercider]

i am me

[thatspectacularpigeon]

I would totally play as alpha pigeon

@bean-of-cheese maybe my next character should be alpha pigeon!!

[13-legged-larry]

Who’s ready for 13 consecutive swift kicks in the ass.

Also @thatspectacularpigeon doesn’t Rei already call you like alpha daddy pigeon or something like that

[thatspectacularpigeon]

Alpha daddy pigeon

That’s the newest nickname

Aplha

Daddy

Pigeon

-sigh-

[official-lucifers-child]

hah

HAH

HAH

[thatspectacularpigeon]

You laugh at my pain XD

[official-lucifers-child]

no, i laugh at the FUN i shall HAVE

[niixell]

ah, myself, cool

[j4ys00t-moving-deactivated20210]

im just deceit

[jaybird2225]

I’m me but with the power of god

[mildlydisconcertingsparrowhawk]

Are you kidding

I’m fucking borb

@dungeons-with-doofuses

[pact-ideas]

you traded not your soul but your physical appearance to an otherworldly entity

[mildlydisconcertingsparrowhawk]

@dungeons-with-doofuses demon jack

[ethantherenegade]

21 Asks for D&D Characters (and OCs)

1. What influenced or inspired the creation of this character? 2. What is your character’s relationship with their family? Family is a word which here refers to biological relatives, close companions, and/or the individual(s) who raised them. 3. Who is the closest person to them? 4. What were the conditions surrounding their formative years? 5. What creature would they like to have as a pet? 6. Do they have any bad habits? 7. Is there anyone they’d die for? Kill for? 8. Who was their first love? 9. How would this character react to someone confessing their love for them? 10. How old is this character? 11. Are they normally peaceful or aggressive? 12. How does this character handle stress? 13. Does your character consider themselves lucky? 14. What is their favorite holiday? 15. What is the best gift they could receive? 16. If they could instantly kill one person in the world without consequence, who would it be? 17. If they were in possession of a trio of wishes, what would their three wishes be? 18. What is their favorite spell or method of attack? 19. What are their guilty pleasures? 20. What is something this character is or could be addicted to? 21. Have you actually played this character yet?

[craftxhoard]

I wrote up a new character and I wanna talk about her!

[dungeons-with-doofuses]

The rats, not understanding their emotions, turn to anger and self loathing, knowing their love would never be accepted. The rats blame Quinn for this, and target him

Dm after Quinn rolls a 24 to seduce 4 rats (via dungeons-with-doofuses)

[dungeons-with-doofuses]

DM: *Gives us a chance to do a sneak attack on dirty rat bastard man*

Jack: *Yells, absolutely fucking done with Rats* "GOD FUCKIN DAMMIT JAMES YOU RAT BASTARD"

DM: *sobs* "Why are you so stupid?"

[dungeons-with-doofuses]

How old is everybody? Like their characters?

Cricket: 112

Raymir: 24

Quinn: 20

Atlas: 20

Jacques: 19

Eclispe: 18

Jackson: 17

Rin: 16

Sibyl: 15

[dungeons-with-doofuses]

I’m reading through the blog and decided I should reblog this with El’s age El is 17, 2 years younger than her cousin Jack!

[dungeons-with-doofuses]

So, I know really we haven’t been keeping up with this blog. I apologize. Unfortunately this is what happens when your entire group has ADHD, but alas. Anyway, you may have seen Mod Jay cussing me and Mod Ray out earlier. So I decided to post the little bit I wrote while being acting DM in the “Mod Ray and Mod El Are Evil Bastards And Make Demons Kidnap Jack” story arc that’s currently going. Tw for below the cut; Kidnapping, violence, body horror, torture, cannibalism

So, some context; Jack has been missing for months. The party knows demons have gotten him, but they don’t know where they’re keeping him or even if he’s still alive. Then one day, they get a letter. Jack had managed to escape for a very brief moment of time to get someone to deliver a message that he’s at a castle, being held captive by demons. So the gang armor up and head out to the castle! In the town outside the castle, they find demons lurking about. The demons spot them immediately and approach- but instead of fighting them, they invite them to a great feast that the demon lords are hosting! They all go inside to the feast, where they find Jack at the left hand of a demon lord! He has stolkholm basically, he’s not responding to anyone. He seems physically fine though. The gang all starts eating, because they’re told if they are polite they’ll get some answers on why Jack isn’t happy to see them and whatnot. Everyone rolls perception. El gets a nat 20. And then I post this to the group chat we’re having the DnD game in;

El looks around at the room, squinting. Something seems off. She takes a hard look around and hunches start to fall into place. Her heart beats faster and she looks over at her cousin. The illusion drops. Her eyes widen with shock, horror and fear and her jaw drops. Her blood goes cold, frozen. The kind of numb cold you get when something is very, very, very wrong on the deepest level. She spits out her food and doubles over, dry heaving onto her plate. Her mind is racing. The illusions were broken. She could see that Jack was not at all okay. His left shoulder stump was covered in bandages. His left eye squeezed shut. He looked like hell. Scraps and cuts all over him. And she could see the feast now. She can see the hazel eyeball in Zalvaad's martini. She can taste the unnatural pork like flavor to the food. She throws up again. These fuckers fed her her own cousin. Anyway everyone hates me and Mod Ray now :3 but it was worth it. Being evil is so, so much fun uwu

[dungeons-with-doofuses]

@ mod Ray and mod el

Fuck you guys.

That is all.

[dungeons-with-doofuses]

Love you too, Mod Jay! <3

- Mod Ray

[dungeons-with-doofuses]

Love ya Mod Jay~ <3 :3 -Mod El

[dungeons-with-doofuses]

@ mod Ray and mod el

Fuck you guys.

That is all.

[dungeons-with-doofuses]

Love you too, Mod Jay! <3

- Mod Ray

[dungeons-with-doofuses]

@ mod Ray and mod el

Fuck you guys.

That is all.

[dungeons-with-doofuses]

[valtsv]

playing d&d when you're mentally ill is like getting therapy through your ocs

[valtsv]

me and all my equally depressed and traumatized friends meeting up to play d&d together like

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

DM: Time to get out the Monster Manual, or as some people like to call it: the Waifu Catalogue.

Me: WHAT.

[blimpyou]

Sometimes I smash or pass the whole book

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

What the fuck guys

[ultimatefangirl-exe]

I like to smash or pass monsters in DnD and Pathfinder books.

[theneverlandpiratewitch]

BugBears are legit.

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

can we not

[crankywitchgaia]

@celestial-guardian-ragnarok @chika-ann

Smash or pass

[chika-ann]

Heh… that depends… what’s on the list

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

dogs

there are dogs on that list

you wanna fuck a dog

wait

this is tumblr

don’t answer that

[sciencegenius]

dogs? pass.

Liches tho……. ;)))

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

That’s actually not a terrible entry to thirst after. I mean, you could technically count it as necrophilia, but its consensual necrophilia, so you do you.

[definitelybeholderrpgideas]

What the fuck

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

Of all the reblogs and additions to this post, this is the one you’re shocked by?

[definitelybeholderrpgideas]

Consensual necrophilia is not a phrase I thought I’d hear. Then again this is tumblr, so maybe that’s on me

[noblevagrant65]

Hot take: the term consensual necrophilia also applies to vampires, since they’re undead creatures. Wanna fuck Strahd? You’re in the same boat with the lich fuckers. 

However, what I think the real treasure we’re all sleeping on is liches….in love. Just immortal wizard gals being pals.

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

I am absolutely here for the immortal undead lesbians

[tigressflower007]

IS IT STILL NECROPHILIA IF YOU’RE DEAD TOO??

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

I don’t think so?

[vriska-coded]

Ok next topic is a dragon and a human beastiality for the dragon?

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

both are sentient, so its just interspecies sex.

[novas-grimoire]

…I am now reminded of that argument I got into about whether or not a half-dragon would have a cloaca.

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

[pwbi]

This post is an entire dungeon of bad decisions at this point

[choryllis]

I think you mean legendary decisions

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

Legendary for being bad

This is not what i expected when i started this blog

To be fair, i wasnt expecting a whole lot when i started this blog in 2014

But it definitely didnt include 10k notes of thirsty monsterfuckers

[the-cephalon-weave]

11 approaching 12 thousand

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

Fuck you’re right

[liquid-geodes]

I thought I could scroll past this but boy am I guilty to some extent with the dragon knight-

[therealsirsticker]

Well, you know what they say, it’s not gay if he’s dead!

[liquid-geodes]

N-

No one says that-

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

I’d agree with you, @ask-link-the-hylian-champion but I’m almost positive its been said by at least one of my D&D groups. I actually have a hard time imagining a world where it wasn’t.

I mean, I also kinda hate myself for it, so there’s that.

[stephanweaverofworlds]

This whole post is amazing

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

Well, at least somebody’s having fun

[dungeons-with-doofuses]

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