#mod soldier

[tf2-incorrect-quotes]

MY TF2 FURRY HEADCANONS 💥💥[LONG POST]

NOTE: PLEASE BEAR IN MIND THAT IN CANON THESE ARE A BUNCH OF GROWN MEN IN THE 60S AND NATURALLY THIS WILL HAVE SOME LEVEL OF OOC CONTENT. HOWEVER TRUST MY BEAUTIFUL MIND. I WILL GROW SOMETHING GOOD IN THIS GARDEN. THE DIFFERING COLORS ARE FOR LEGIBILITY AND NOT TO SHOW WHAT TEAM.

SOLDIER : soldier does not know what a furry is. he has a fursuit. he calls it his battle armor. its awful. it reeks. its handmade. possibly made using real fur. hes infamous at every con in the country. hes banned at the one in teufort. he uses his suit to blend in with the other con-attendees because he thinks they are actual, real anthropomorphic animals. he identifies heavily with his fursona and draws it frequently. PYRO : pyro SCOUT : hates them with a passion but if you ask him why he just says 'i dunno.. i just think its kinda weird'. probably out of some desperation for peer approval. but also at the same time itd be really funny if he just didnt care. pick your poison DEMO : demo is like "aye thats a wee bit odd" and then gets in an argument with scout about what his fursona would be because scout is like "with your halloween costumes i thought youd love being drawn as a hyena" (its a maned fox) and then he gives a long drunken (argument goes on for a long time) speech about why hed be . like. a cu-sith or something. ('those things aint even real' 'yes they fuckin are mate ive seen one with me own eye') . if he actually saw someone in a fursuit depending on sobriety and their sona he either wouldnt really care because people can have hobbies or he would start acting buddy buddy because he mistook it for the wulver HEAVY : heavy doesnt really care for that kinda stuff. doesnt see the point in wearing animal suits unless you are camoflaging among the bears in the siberian wilderness in order to get their meat without gaining the attention of the mother. pyro draws him a fursona once and hes like . mm. good. because bears are large and honorable creatures. SNIPER : sniper is a man who lives alone in a camper van whos job is sitting still all day. he would be a furry. see my vision boy. itd be some weird animal too like a reptile or something. he wouldnt be loud and proud about it. he dreams scout finds out in the way a bully finds out about the protagonists dark secret in a high school drama movie and then tells everyone else and then they kill him with hammers and he wakes up in a cold sweat. ENGINEER : engie doesnt bash it because hes glad folks have their hobbies and he can admire the creative skill and ability of the community. pyro draws him as a beaver sometimes (non anthropomorphic, just a beaver with a hardhat, goggles and overalls) and he doesnt mind and it starts becoming his favourite animal because of that. i dont think he'd ever really directly identify with the community though. probably calls them 'furbies' from time to time because he forgets the word. SPY : spy thinks theyre all degenerate freaks and is happy to loudly claim this. he has several incredibly expensive suits and attends cons frequently. hes been here for years. he tries to sneak around it and deny anything to do with them but the team Knows. they all know. MEDIC : i honestly didnt know for him. other mod suggested he has an awful flesh homunculus fursuit that lives and breathes on its own. you crawl inside and its sticky and wet and warm and pulses. doesnt even have anything to do with the subculture.

[box-fort]

hi guys, just a post to say i sincerely apologize for inactivity. mod spy and i have had a lot of things going on irl and i am just tired. hopefully in the coming days or weeks, we'll be able to get this blog going again. some of the guys have had changes to their appearances/load outs, which we hope to show soon. thanks for being patient :)

[psychoticsuggestion]

What are they planning? What are they gonna do to me?

[gotyouinmyimagines]

im really sad to see mod Soldier gone. I haven’t had tumblr downloaded for quite a while, so to log in and see their last post is quite heartbreaking. this was never my blog, it was always their’s, but I am so grateful to be able to carry on something that they put so much effort into. mod soldier, i don’t know if you’re seeing this, but i hope that you do well, and that you’re able to overcome the things that are troubling you. you are a very strong person.

[mercenaryoftheweek]

A lil post from the mods for the 4th of july ! So yeah , I drew soldier since y’know he’s all about America and yeah

Thanks for sticking with us guys !!!!

- Mod Soldier

[gotyouinmyimagines]

Tbh I'd tell everyone in overwatch a pun regarding their names and just laugh at my dumbass jokes. "Lucio isn't allowed back in the grocery store, he keeps dropping beats."

Omg that sounds amazing. I wish I could come up with puns like that.

Please, share your pun knowledge with me.

-mod Soldier

[gotyouinmyimagines]

not a request but i was hanging with my girlfriend and she kissed my cheek which got me extremely flustered and i just went "dude thats gay." and now all i can think about is lena and her gf

But which one would say it’s gay? Tracer. Definitely Tracer. I feel like she’d do silly stuff like that. Like she’d say her girlfriend is gay or something and her gf would reply with ‘yes I know. so are you. we’re in a gay relationship, Lena.’

-mod Soldier

[mercenaryoftheweek]

Results are in and spy is the winner !!!