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MY TF2 FURRY HEADCANONS 💥💥[LONG POST]
NOTE: PLEASE BEAR IN MIND THAT IN CANON THESE ARE A BUNCH OF GROWN MEN IN THE 60S AND NATURALLY THIS WILL HAVE SOME LEVEL OF OOC CONTENT. HOWEVER TRUST MY BEAUTIFUL MIND. I WILL GROW SOMETHING GOOD IN THIS GARDEN. THE DIFFERING COLORS ARE FOR LEGIBILITY AND NOT TO SHOW WHAT TEAM.
Zhanna, on her deathbed: At least, I will finally be reunited with my one true love, Jane Doe…
Zhanna: And his one true love, Tavish Degroot.
Heavy: *Nervous* Doktor, there’s something I need to ask you-
Medic: Finally! you’re proposing!
Heavy: How did you know?
Medic: You dropped the ring five times during this dinner.
Medic: I even picked it up once
Medic, to Scout: Shut your mouth or I’ll have Pyro slit your throat while you’re asleep.
Pyro, happily: Oh, I’d do it too.
Medic: I know you would, Pyro, good man.
Engie: Spy, you've been bellyaching non-stop for an hour and a half. Seriously, all you do is bitch.
Spy: I happen to bitch the perfect amount for someone in my situation.
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Sniper: Who drank the last of my Hawaiian Fruit Punch!?
Scout: ...
Demo: ...
Sniper: I knew something like this was going to happen. That's why I pissed in it!
Scout: [Gags]
Sniper: Something wrong, Scout?
Scout: N-No…
Scout: I owe you my life!
Saxton Hale: Oh, no thanks.
Saxton Hale: Look, no offense son, but I’ve seen it and I’m not impressed.
Zhanna: he told me his love language was physical touch so i swung at him
Scout: Hey Sniper! What’s up, big dog?
Sniper: We don’t call each other that.
Scout: Sorry I was trying something new
Spy: Demo, have you noticed that Soldier has been acting rather strange lately?
Demo: Aye, going on three years now.
Pyro: [sighs heavily]
Engie: Pyro, what happened? I haven't seen you like this since you found out Candyland wasn't an actual country.
Sniper: You are not making my life easy right now.
Scout: Do I ever?
Sniper: Good point.
Soldier: So what’s the 411, Daddy-Os? My homeboy and me were just hangin’ up all in here. S’all good, you know what I’m sayin’ scrillas?
Miss Pauling: What the fuck are you doing?
Soldier: You told me to be cool.
Miss Pauling: Yeah! So what the fuck are you doing?!
Soldier: Oh! A letter! I have friends! *Opens letter* Oh, that’s not a letter! That’s a threat!
Medic: Soldier is great and all, but does he have a life plan?
Demo: Soldier doesn’t have a life plan. He don’t even have a day plan. I once found a note he wrote to himself that said ‘put on pants.’
Demo: Followed by a question mark.