#mod starr

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You wait to be banged to death by an enderman...

but the telltale red tint of the death-screen never arrives.

Grian: I swear, it's like looking after a toddler~

Scar: Hey!!

Grian: Scar, eat something!!!

Scar: My hearts are going up!

Grian: Okay but, do you have full saturation?!

Scar: Ye- uhhh... noooooo....?

Grian: Great. Looks like your soulmate is somewhat responsible, and even better - I don't have to be that soulmate!

Scar: ~Well, I would like to say th-

Gem: Can we save the relationship drama for after the imminent threat, please!?

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[outofcontextrubyspearsmegaman]

DO NOT INSULT SNAKE MAN HE’S DOING HIS BEST

[bad-ships]

If you're a pedophilic creep just know..

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Grian: Where did it go?

Grian: Hah! Ha-hahahhahahahha!!

Gem: Well... that was anti-climatic,

Scar: What in the world?! How’d the enderman die?

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=> Everyone: Open Messenger

InTheLittleWood made the advancement [Those Were the Days]

=> (Pearl)

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=>(Scar)

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=> Martyn: Get the high ground

You decide to go with a stealthy approach. After all, snooping has gotten you this far- and you would rather fancy not having to meet the business end of a Piglin's axe.

This may be slower but it is waaaaay safer than just running in willy nilly,

and with your new vantage point, you spot it-

Bingo.

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One "split the party" conversation earlier,

a purloined pearl lands and you almost take a nice warm lava bath... that was a close one.

But enough about that, you have an enchanter to grab.

To be honest you don't really care about the whole monopoly that's attached to the item. It's nice, don't get it wrong, but the real goal is to teach everyone a lesson: you don't mess with Martyn's things.

Yet the last time you visited a Bastion you learned your very own lesson the hard way... Those Were the Days...

Nevertheless, now is the present and by nabbing that pearl you have given yourself plenty of time to come up with a good plan.

Which is nice because you have no idea where to even start looking for The Enchanter and you really doubt you can brute force your way through the Brutes, so what now?

What will you do?

It's been a while since we've had a normal "WWYD" since most decisions have been made under duress and thus subject to the whims of the RNG gods. But right now Martyn has bought time with his ender pearl heist: so send in your best observations, ideas and suggestions and the Martyn's next move will be made based off of one or more of what is sent in!

=> Martyn: Get the high ground

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=> Martyn: Commit "Grand Theft Ender Pearl"

Gem: Looks like we've got company,

Grian: Who?

Gem: Pearl, Scott, Cleo and Martyn... Speaking of Martyn, guess what Skizz is whispering about him?

Gem: "Dude, Martyn is at the Hunker Bunker right now being BIG mad because Scar stole his 'Thing',"

Gem: "So watch out for Martyn if he comes knockin'!"

Scar: What's a "Hunker Bunker"? Is it a-

Martyn: "Watch out for Martyn?" That IS good advice! But, the warning was a bit late yea?

Martyn: You know what they say - an eye for an eye,

Martyn: You steal My Thing and I'll steal yours- I'll meet you at the bastion!

Grian: Put that down!

Martyn: Ta ta for now! ~♪

Gem: Eurg, he such a Theatre Kid-

Scar: ...

Scar: MARTYYYNN!!! Get back here you purpur loining scoundrel!

Grian: SCAR! ...Gem, we gotta follow him before he gets himself into trouble again,

Grian: Plus Martyn stole our ender pearl! We worked hard for that!

Gem: Counterpoint: We also have to wait for our Pearl. She's going to have no idea where we went if we run too far from the portal

Grian: I can't just let Scar run off alone and hand The Enchanter to Martyn on a silver platter!

Gem: We promised we wouldn't leave Pearl behind,

(Scar: *grumble grumble* no honor among adventurers nowadays, just because this is a death game doesn't mean you can't have manners!)

Grian: I know, I know, you made a promise... but between Pearl and Scar, who are you more worried about surviving in the Nether?

Gem: ...

Gem: Fine. Follow Scar. I'll go find Pearl and then we can catch up with you two. Go be stupid, just not too stupid: if you die, I'll be the first to laugh in chat

(Grian: I said you get used to it but...)

Grian: Scar, you cannot just waltz into a PIGLIN INFESTED BASTION in iron gear and expect things to magically work out without a plan!

Scar: Improvising, Grian! It’s the path of pioneers! The mark of a true marauder! If you're good enough at it, everyone will assume it was strategy. Tends to work out fiiiine! ...most of the time,

Grian: "Most of the time" isn't good enough,

Scar: Okay, so we plan while we run! Multitasking, Grian, multitasking~

Grian: That's just improvising a few seconds earlier!!!

Scar: I don't hear any planning going on~♪ Just complaining,

Grian: ...I'm going to blame you when this inevitably goes horribly wrong

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