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Gem: Oof!
Pearl: whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!!
You narrowly avoid taking a swim in lava and scramble into a convenient cave. Your health took a hit but somehow you're still alive.
Your soulmate is probably less than happy with you.
The ghast still looms somewhere above.
=> Pearl: Check on Gem
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=> Everyone: Open Messenger
InTheLittleWood made the advancement [Those Were the Days]
=> (Pearl)
Go Back
=>(Scar)
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Cleo: Wait a second...
Cleo: is that
Scott: ?
Scott: oh
Scott: yep
Scott: sure is
Cleo: Pearl!! You might want to turn around if you don't want to find your soulmate very soon!
Cleo: I mean-
Cleo: no-
Cleo: -around around, not towards us!
Pearl: Oh shoot!!
=> Scott: Shoot the ghast
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hey guys, it's been a while! how about we celebrate by helping Pearl get out of this pickle?
(note: regardless of our choice Gem will attempt to reflect the blast, and Scott will attempt to shoot the ghast. Whether or not they'll succeed will depend on RNG rolls. Pearl's chosen action will also need to pass an RNG check, so keep in mind that some options have a higher chance to work than others!)
Quick!! What should Pearl do?
jump out of the way
reflect the blast
hide behind a shield
=> Pearl & Gem: Reflect the blast
Ghast: SCREECH!
Pearl: So what do you say? Return to sender?
Gem: Whoever earns the achievement gets to kick Scar's ass for running off.
Pearl: Deal!
Gem: Eep.
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Pearl reflecting the blast won the vote! And as promised Gem tries it too. Both to no avail.
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Pearl: ???
Pearl: Is that...
Pearl: Gem!!
Pearl: Gem Gem Gem Gem!
Pearl: Turn towards my voice!
Pearl: But not so fast that you fall into lava!
Pearl: Geeeeeeeem!
Gem: Wh- Pearl?
Gem: I was just about to message you!
Gem: What have you been doing all this time? You entered the Nether so long ago!
Pearl: I may have ran int- Ahhh what does it matter
Pearl: I'm here now!
Gem: Well thank god, 'cause Scar and Grian aren't
Gem: Let's get them before it becomes a problem.
Pearl: Why? Did something happen?
Gem: Pearl, you have no idea. So first Scar goes and starts a staring contest with an Enderman..."
=> Everyone: Open Messenger
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Impulse: Martyn?
Impulse: What's up, dude!
Impulse: Are you having a fit of Nether Envy?
Skizz: Dippledop!
Skizz: Did you finally get the goodies for the golden booties?
Impulse: Sure did!
Skizz: Nice! I'm gonna tell Scarface & co you're coming soon.
Impulse: Could you take care of the smelting for us, Mr. Game Master Man?
Tango: Well gee, how can I not when you ask so nicely!
Martyn: Wait, you're going to the Nether? Now?
Impulse: I am! Unless Skizz decides to reclaim his spot, that is.
Skizz: Well uh
Mumbo: I think it's best we don't gamble our waning amount of lives on a resource run.
Skizz: Yeah what Jumbo Jet said!
Impulse: My god you're so whipped, dude.
Skizz: AM NOT!!
Tango: Your order's ready! One pair of booties coming up!
Impulse: Thanks dude! I'll grab the quartz and be right ba-
Martyn: Quartz. Got it. I'll hook you up.
Impulse: wh-
Tango: Okay, bring some glowstone too if you find any~
Impulse: Wait wait wait wait
Impulse: You can't just grab a man's boots like that!
Martyn: Tough, I just did.
Impulse: Come on, man! I was raring to go!
Martyn: And now you'll get to experience the joy of anticipation for even longer! You're welcome.
Impulse: You-
Impulse: Listen-
Impulse: You don't have to risk your life for our redstone components!!
Martyn: No worries, I was going to go to the Nether regardless.
Martyn: You guys can just owe me double.
Impulse: Double?..
Joe: Long story.
Joe: But hey
Joe: Aren't you forgetting something?
Joe: Jimmy still hasn't come down.
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sorry for the long wait!! i was really sick for a week, in brain fog for about another week, and then i felt like i've lost the hang of making this story. i still don't feel confident about this post but i gotta start again somewhere! thanks for sticking around!
You are now Joe Hills
Joe: Howdy, y'all! This is Joe Hills, live from Double Life² SMP
Joe: I'm standing here by my lonesome 'cause most of the folks are scampering into that Great Big Hole on the horizon
Joe: Can't say I blame them
Joe: And over here we've got some mob murder happening. Oh the humanity!
Joe: Now here's a man on a mission if I've ever seen one. He sure seems to know what he's doing!
Joe: Meanwhile our fellow newbie is doing some good old tree punchin' right at spawn
Joe: Hope that's not a faux pas
Joe: With so many roads to take, how is a regular lil' guy like me supposed to decide? But decide I must, and soon
=> Joe: Follow Etho
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Everyone: Open Messenger
docm77: To whoever my soulmate is: You are about to take about 5 hearts of damage. docm77: Return to spawn. docm77: We need to talk.
=> Soulmate: Take ~ 5 hearts of damage
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