Oct 22, 2022
It’s Mario Land 2’s 30th anniversary ! Are you celebrating the birthday of Spikey and the rest of some of the best Weird Mario Enemies?
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It’s Mario Land 2’s 30th anniversary ! Are you celebrating the birthday of Spikey and the rest of some of the best Weird Mario Enemies?
Name: Cat
Debut: SAPARi
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**Name:** Prototype Nunchuck
**Debut:** my house
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Name: The Most
Debut: Donkey Kong Country (Cartoon)
"I'm The Most!" - The Most
The Most is a celestial being that exists within the Donkey Kong universe. It longs to communicate with anyone, as it is extremely lonely, being the only one of its kind, not able to be seen by anyone else. In episode 36, Hunka Hunk Burnin' Bluster, The Most briefly possesses the body of Leo Luster and attempts to introduce itself, but is violently expelled from Leo's body shortly afterwards, never to be heard from again for the rest of the show.
Some may wonder where The Most ended up after all this.
Well, I’d say he found a real friend eventually.
Ah, another fine day in weirdmarioenemies land.
Wait, what’s that?
...Oh no.
Wait, they stopped.
What’s that? You want to be a mod?
Alright, sure. Here, have this giant keyboard. Go nuts.
Hey guys it’s me, mod Umin-
Yes, yes. I’m glad to be on the team, thank you everyone.
So yeah, I’m on the team now. My gimmick is probably going to be looking at obscure or unused enemies. Do we have gimmicks? I don’t know actually.
Anyways...
Name: Uminoko
Debut: Super Mario Galaxy (Unused)
This funny little guy was found in the files of the game. Aren’t they cute? Their name roughly translates to Water Koopa, so I imagine they might have crawled around underwater.
The one on the left is their normal appearance, while the one on the right is how they’d be colored if they got mad (I think. TCRF doesn’t elaborate much). There’s an animation for them getting hit by a spin attack, too. Poor guy.
I really wish they had made it in, but realistically I wonder what galaxy they would have fit in. Maybe Deep Dark? Hmm...
Anyways, These guys are really cute, but now I’m wondering what they might look like without a...
You know what? Forget I said anything.
Name: Beans Box
Debut: Rhythm Doctor
Today, we’ll be going over a box of beans.
This little cutie first shows up in the cafe scene of the game, but quickly becomes a formidable foe. In the Beans Hopper minigame, you try to hop over this box of beans while playing as a
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Hi! It's me again. Time to dive into the funny world of Wonderland yet again. Our next funky foe, as teased in the last post, is, well, he's a slinky.
Name: Coily
Debut: Wonderland
Despite the angry red eyes, this guy is actually one of the more passive enemies in the series. They just sort of hop around wherever. There’s no pattern to their movement, it’s completely random. I like to think they aren’t actually angry and they’re just born with these eyebrows.
As long as they’re alive, they’ll keep making the same bouncing sound over and over. And over. And... uh...
As with most other enemies in this series, they can be helpful too! In stage 2-4 for example, you need to get a gate open, but the button to open that gate is on the other side of a treadmill upon which there is no return from! Solution? Coily. You just need to give them a box to hop across.
Anyways, enough about usefulness, let’s watch them die! Using Scouge’s fireballs, these guys can be... popped????
Also, if you trap them in a one-tile space, they squish themselves down. In sadness, I assume.
Wow, this post became really depressing all of a sudden. Well, uh, I don’t really have anything else to say about these guys, so uh.
Wait the game is doing something hold on
Okay! Well, see you guys next time on Mod Uminoko’s Funny Wonderlandian Bonanza where we cover a crazy bomb dude who actually gave me nightmares when I was a kid.