Hey guys What's your best/worst FE:Fates puns

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Hey guys What's your best/worst FE:Fates puns
Okay...so I've thought about it and I think adding a new mod wouldn't be too bad But I don't know how many people would be interested in it. So...if you would like to mod then like this post maybe? Or send in an ask OFF ANON. Experience with managing writing blogs / headcanon blogs preferred. If a lot of people are interested, I'll try get in touch with the other mods and see what they think.
The one that was sent in where iago was scared shitless of Garon.. i thought it said scared of /shirtless/ Garon. And i had to take a moment
Okay, but who wouldn’t be terrified of a shirtless Garon though?? I’d be terrified. I see that guy begin to strip and I launch myself out the nearest window.
so what have mods been up to that is more important than this blog...? :)
you know like school… :)
Is this blog alive?
Hello this is Mod Xyl speakinggggggggggg
My interest in fire emblem has died down recently and I haven’t found the time to write or manage this blog at all. Not sure what happened to the other mods though….
So yes this blog is pretty dead now, sorry. :(
But maybe we might open up mod spots since none of the mods really seem to be posting that actively anymore. But we do have lots and lots of stuff posted on this blog, but they’re kind of old now…
I don’t know what I’m trying to get at but basically
ya we be dead
Headcanon of the characters reacting to this blog? :"D
I’m just gonna do royals and neutral first since I wanted to write something but I don’t have a lot of time to write the entire thing. I’ll add on as I go! ( to go: children, and other chars )
Neutral:
Azura: She’s confused. What’s this? Why is there so many things about her kissing other people? Why are they somehow a little accurate? She’s terrified.
Kaze: He’s embarrassed. He doesn’t know how to respond when he’s scrolling through the blog and finds all the “NSFW Kaze” headcanons. He can’t look Corrin in the eye for a good month afterwards.
Felicia: She dies. Her face is as red as a burning tomato and she hides away in her room refusing to come out.
Jakob: He gasps and goes through all the asks correcting some things here and there. He leaves the NSFW asks alone though.
Silas: His happy expression just immediately drops and he runs to Corrin crying, holding a phone or whatever in his hands. He shows the blog to Corrin, and Corrin is horrified because of so many requests that include them.
Mozu: She’s too pure, don’t show her the NSFW asks. But she thinks that the requests that include cute relationships with her are adorable. She’s a little embarrassed by it.
Shura: “Oh god, what now?” followed by a gasp of terror.
Hoshido:
Ryoma: He’s the eldest prince of Hoshido, he doesn’t have time for this. He reads the first ask that includes him and he just sighs and puts the phone down and leaves.
Hinoka: She’s flustered. However, whenever Azama pops up she just closes her eyes, breathes and scrolls past it. Her face gets red whenever she finds a NSFW ask and her scrolling gets a little bit faster.
Takumi: He’s dead, too. He sees all the LeoKumi asks and he’s sobbing internally. He also finds the Takumi thirst and feels a little proud, but also a little scared.
Sakura: Protect her, don’t show her the NSFW asks either. Keep it pure, and have NSFW blacklisted before you show her this blog. Sakura finds the platonic relationship headcanons super cute.
Nohr:
Xander: Don’t do this to him, he’s already got enough to deal with. He thinks the Laslow asks are pretty accurate, but he accidentally flings the phone across the room when the first kinky NSFW Xander request pops up.
Camilla: She has fun reading about her retainers, NSFW or not and it makes Selena really, really flustered. She also skims through requests about her beloved siblings, and laughs when she finds Leo/Tomato posts.
Leo: He makes funny expressions depending on what he finds. He screams when he finds the Leo/Tomato fanfic and he sobs for a week in his room. After reading a few tomato asks, Leo realizes how weird his love for tomatoes is. But that doesn’t stop him from eating 16 tomatoes everyday.
Elise: Please don’t. Just show her the cute, SFW ones. She’ll love reading them in her free time. Camilla also shows her some that poke fun at the siblings, and they giggle about it together.
I saw someone ask to rate 1-10 on the best butts, so I decided, how about you rate the 1st gen males laps from 1-Best pillow. I want to know who's lap to sleep on tonight.
I think I’m gonna do it so it’s like…who’s the best to sleep on rather than just thighs. And with their s/o. This was a lot harder than I thought…oeirjqoierjqoeirj. feel free to add on to my things or send in your own opinions about thighs …lap/sleep…my gosh i don’t know what i’m writing anymore
im interested in being a mod if u open it up!!
yea if we do ur gonna have to come off anon for that lmao