#mod: apollo

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Cartman: Here is my wall of inspiration men. Kenny: Cartman they're all photos of you Cartman: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am ALWAYS inspired by myself.

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Craig: Why are you squeezing me with your body?

Tweek: It’s a hug, Craig. I’m hugging you.

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Butters: Why are people so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I would be excited just to have a bunk bed.

Kenny: Leo, no.

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Tricia: *Walks in Craig’s bedroom where Craig and Tweek are reading on the bed* You two *are* having sex!

Craig: Dude...

Tweek: We are? Craig, why didn’t you tell me? I’d have put my book down!

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Butters: You're sick, your temperature is 104.1!

Kenny: If I was sick, could I do this?

(Long Silence)

Butters: What are you doing?

Kenny: ...cartwheels... Am I not doing them?

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Tweek: I’m going to play a song for you right now.

Tweek: It’s called ‘my life so far’.

Tweek: *Takes a deep breath, plays a chord*

Tweek: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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Token: Craig, keep an eye on Clyde today. He’s going to say the wrong thing to the wrong person and get himself punched.

Craig: Sure, I’d love to see Clyde get punched.

Tweek: Try again.

Craig: *sighs* I will stop Clyde from getting punched.

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Stan: You know there’s something weird going on with your face.

Craig: What?

Stan: You’re smiling. I didn’t know you could do that.