Leo Celestino Escarrá
Lars and Arden talked me into joining this thing because apparently “staying in the mansion 24/7 with only Five and us as company and eating cheez-it’s, mini marshmallows, and shitty macaroni and cheese” isn’t healthy. I’m technically 62, but I sent my consciousness into a younger body a couple months after the apocalypse that the Hargreeves prevented and am now catching up on the years I missed. Complicated, I know.
I have narcolepsy so if I fall asleep when answering shit don’t blame me. Freyja also says I have PTSD because my hands shake and I get panic attacks, but I just blame it on the lack of caffeine. I’m able to project my consciousness into a spirit-like form, see the future through nightmares if I don’t take my sleeping pills, and time travel to any period of time that I was alive for. I also have to wear glasses because apparently, I have “old man vision” but I don’t as long as I can help it.
Ask me things, I guess. Just don’t expect me to go easy on y’all because you’re younger. And don’t call me a grandpa. I’m looking at you, Arden.
- i already said my name
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