Ask us anything!

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Rp Log

Hey guys, mod Kaiel here! If you want to read the story with the Off Brand Hargreeves so far I’ve loged most of it here https://docs.google.com/document/d/1DNLO61lnQS1LbdWnlFuZ1GDS_anY0HmU_VH11KJ_t_U/edit?usp=sharing .

Have fun!

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I don’t know if I’m allowed to do individual asks if not ignore this but Leo if you had to kill Arden or Five who would it be?

Arden. I couldn’t decide myself so I put the choices in a random picker, but most likely I’d just drag her back from the afterlife again - the question was literally addressed to me (Leo)

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if you had to give yourselves theme songs, what would they be?

“I like a song called Nervous. It’s by the Neighbourhood. It’s almost like the song was written for me. It’s weird because I’ve never met Mr. Neighbourhood.” -Ollie

 "I don’t listen to lots of music, but there is a song called Everything Costs by Radical Face. It is sad-angry but not feelings at the same time. I like it. :).“-Mister

 I think Castle of Glass, by Linkin Park, sums my up pretty well. Glass seems to be a theme of mine. -Ellie

 Hm, this one had to make me think. Don’t Fear The Reaper by Blue Öyster Cult, I’ve seen a lot of death but I’d rather not talk about it for personal reasons, hope you all understand️ -C (Kasey)

 Definitely Toxic by Britney Spears because I’m a bad bitch. But for a more serious answer; I Just Died In Your Arms by The Cutting Crew - you know who this is (Leo) 

lmao Eddie from the rhps ost, definitely. I was a punk-ass kid but now I’m a punk-ass adult, the only difference is that i’m a momma’s boy lol. Wait shit, either that or I Want To Break Free from Queen -jasper

 I don’t know about “theme song”, but I love that one by Billie Eilish? Ocean Eyes? - Arden 

Mine is Lately by Skunk Anansie. The lyrics just really speak to me and it’s totally my style, you know? -Freyja

Oooooooooo! I don’t listen to a lot of music with lyrics but I love anything by Louie Zong! My favorite song of his is Ghost Choir!! But if I had to choose one that really represented me it’d be My Plea by Jack Stauber!!! It has sweets in it!!!! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ ~Lars

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@ that one anon

Sjjsjdjd sorry for taking so long! We’re getting into the groove of things, lol

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Olivier "Ollie" Descoteaux

Hello. My name is Olivier, but you can call me Ollie. Lars told me this was an “ask blog”. I don’t think I’m the one you should be asking questions to, because I don’t know about a lot of things, but I’ll do my best to answer. :)

(Almost full bio: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-BY-Z0YfopLQLenyp5_OAlaEudf8cLMN1Y78nr97mB )

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Kasey Colbert

Hello! My name is C, and I'm a proud mom of two beautiful girls! I'm 29 and single, I own a humble little laundromat in town, & I love winding down after a long day of smashing a snitch's skull in business. I don't have any powers, I wasn't born the same year as the others, silly. Delighted to meet you all!

Full bio here

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Leo Celestino Escarrá

Lars and Arden talked me into joining this thing because apparently “staying in the mansion 24/7 with only Five and us as company and eating cheez-it’s, mini marshmallows, and shitty macaroni and cheese” isn’t healthy. I’m technically 62, but I sent my consciousness into a younger body a couple months after the apocalypse that the Hargreeves prevented and am now catching up on the years I missed. Complicated, I know.

I have narcolepsy so if I fall asleep when answering shit don’t blame me. Freyja also says I have PTSD because my hands shake and I get panic attacks, but I just blame it on the lack of caffeine. I’m able to project my consciousness into a spirit-like form, see the future through nightmares if I don’t take my sleeping pills, and time travel to any period of time that I was alive for. I also have to wear glasses because apparently, I have “old man vision” but I don’t as long as I can help it.

Ask me things, I guess. Just don’t expect me to go easy on y’all because you’re younger. And don’t call me a grandpa. I’m looking at you, Arden.

- i already said my name

(full ref here)

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Yo, my name is Jasper! I'm a pisces so have fun figuring out my birthday lol, I'm nb, I can control blood, I work in the medical field (wow a surprise I know right), & I come from a long line of assholes and I'm no different :D

Full bio here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Nu73SGHoSOGVhdwwrRswUxS5_U7nOJKXzHZz-D-uM50/edit?usp=drivesdk

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Arden Liane

Hey guys! Lars asked me over here and well.. you don’t exactly say no to Lars. My name is Arden, and I’m an empath.

I met Five at The Coffee Shop where I work, and Diego at a boxing gym I frequent. It took us a while to become friends, but all that matters is we are now.

If any of you guys feel like asking me something, shoot! Surprisingly, I’ve become more open after meeting the Scooby gang. Toodles!

Full bio here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-hdS22vFFqNPvlasBUF6amfPOZpHmSsBcGEeYLX_vas

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Eleanor (Ellie) Bellerose

Hey there! My name is Ellie! Lars brought me over here, I don’t exactly know why... Oh well. In that case, feel free to ask me things! I’m not that close to everyone, but I’ll try my best to have fun.

I met the Hargreeves through Vanya, who’s my gf and I fucking love her so much. My parents still live next door though, so...I guess I grew up with the creepy monocle guy staring at me. Why? Cuz I can fuck shit up with a lightbulb and some glass, that’s why.

I’m 30 years old and a glass artist! Glass sculpture artist? I dunno. I make those pretty glass sculptures that cost several hundred dollars. 

I look forward to talking with you all! 

Bio: https://docs.google.com/document/d/19JdykkHBP0WypIW4qfMVI_02IiNIyyNnuLmSpGvA7a4/edit?usp=sharing

Picture edited by mod Nut

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Freyja Olson

Hey, fellas, name’s Freyja but I guess I’m also known as The Forge. I’ve known the Hargreeves since forever, could have been one of them if not for my mom. Diego and I are super tight, Klaus and I have gotten really close even since Ben’s, uh, accident. I’m a tattoo artist by day, mom friend by night. My motorcycle is my first born child, built her with my own two hands.

I’m mostly here to make sure these knuckleheads more or less stay out of trouble. If anyone cares, my powers are artistic animation and injury transference. In other words, I can make art (tattoos, drawings, etc.) move and I can transfer injuries from myself onto others or take theirs. Oh, I recently got a girlfriend too. Hope to talk to you all soon.

-Freyja <3

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Lawrence O’Reily

Hiya!!! I’m Lawrence but you can also call me Lars if ya want!!! I’m bringing some of my friends here!!! I think this would be fun! Feel free to ask me anything!!!! I met the Hargreeves when I was in a not so great place but im tons better now!!! I met this bunch in our group chat and their really cool ★~(◡﹏◕✿)!!!! See!!!

 I’m 21 and I love baking and uhhhhhhhhh. OH YEAH! I have some cool powers and stuff! I can make people unlucky or lucky. It’s really hard to make people lucky though and I’m always a little unlucky unless I think about it!!! I also have cool eyes and teeth when I’m using my powers!!! Thanks for reading!!! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

( Full Bio here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1OfhpfvCFolXlkhwNB-8lFP2x6QFWSBoImT1YbHURx84/edit )