keith: *spends five minutes trying to figure out how to consume a burger*
keith: i mean who gives a fuck really??
keith: *freezes*
keith: *smiles a little* yeah, i mean, who gives a fuck really?
keith: *takes monstrous bite, immediately getting ketchcup and mustard and pickle juice all over face and fingers up to the soace between my knuckles*
keith: *snorts, grins* yeah, okay i deserve that
lance: *from across the garrison cafeteria* keith kogane i have feelings for you












