Facial recognition software and the internet would be the death of the Cullens' way of life.
(Thank God)
Jasper probably has to become a master hacker just to keep them off the internet.
None of them having social media is the modern day reason all the local teenagers think they're weirdos.
Bella spends a decade playing Traditional Vampire and only coming out at night. She doesn't eat people but Tiktok has made her believe some people actually do deserve it.
Emmett knows the local teenage girls have a creepy fan page about him and is debating not telling Jasper about it because he doesn't want it taken down.
Esme actually becomes a faceless DIY channel. She wears long sleeves and gloves in all of her videos and uses a voice filter.
Jacob is constantly bitching about brain rot and "its those damn phones". Refuge calls him an old man every time.
Carlisle has to give up being a public doctor and instead works for battered women's shelters in effort to maintain anonymity.
