seen from China
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*Emmett in the woods making cat hairball noises leaned up against a tree*
Edward: Bella what on Earth were you two thinking?! Never mind I know what he was thinking, but surely you-
Bella: I tried to stop him! But-
*in unison* Edward and Bella: "It's called a Bloody Mary"!
Edward: You're right, he brought this upon himself.
*Emmett hoarks up vegetable scented goo onto a tree*
*Emmett in the woods making cat hairball noises leaned up against a tree*
Edward: Bella what on Earth were you two thinking?! Never mind I know what he was thinking, but surely you-
Bella: I tried to stop him! But-
*in unison* Edward and Bella: "It's called a Bloody Mary"!
Edward: You're right, he brought this upon himself.
*Emmett hoarks up vegetable scented goo onto a tree*
This family vacation is healing something in me
I don't even talk to 100 people, let alone the 20-30k it would take to build a pyramid. How am I supposed to let people know I was a mostly useless person from this current age?
TWILIGHT (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwicke
Bella: you bought our daughter a... saddle?
Edward: no no! I MADE our daughter a saddle.
*they both stare at it*
Bella: the sick part is, I know Jacob is going to like this.
All of my friends know I'm obsessed with twilight. To the point where my inbox on every platform is filled with them sending me any and all twilight memes they see.
This is not complaining.
Okay with today's technology, how long do you think it would take people to realize the Cullens are still looking weirdly young?
Honestly, I'd say 15 years. Maybe 20 if they said they did botox and like, cryogenic therapy or something.
Imagine them coming up with weird health trends that everyone thinks work because--look at all of them--but instead the entire town is buying collagen peptides by the boatload and doing seaweed facials. Like, how tf does Rosalie look like that?
