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Doctor: Did you know that when you break a bone it typically will heal back stronger than before?
Juggernaut, already holding a hammer: So, what you’re saying is I should break every bone in my body until I become invincible?
Doctor: ...
Doctor: Please, don’t.
Godfather: Alright, tell me everything I missed.
Consigliere: Won’t take long. Only three things happened. Ambusher chipped their tooth and had a lisp for a week. Consort and Disguiser wore the same outfit one day. And I banned headphones from the kitchen after the Framer Incident.
Sheriff: YOU’VE YEE-D YOUR LAST HAW
Jailor: HOW DARE YEE SAY SUCH A THING
Spy: I'm moving out.
Survivor: And now, here's Witch with the cute ending.
Coven Leader, covered in blood and holding a knife: I thought you said cult ending.
Survivor: Plaguebearer, there’s a monster under my bed
Plaguebearer: That’s silly, there’s no such thing as mo- OH, IT’S TEARING MY ARM! Just kidding, he only eats survivors, goodnight!
Spy: Disguiser, I know you snuck out last night.
Disguiser, internally: Play dumb.
Disguiser: Who’s Disguiser?
Disguiser, internally: Not that dumb!
Crusader: If I punch myself and it hurts am I weak or strong?
Bodyguard: Strong.
Vigilante: Weak.
Doctor: An idiot is what you are.
Survivor: I’m never playing Sims with you again…
Jailor: Why not?
Survivor: You made an underground torture chamber.
Jailor: So?
Survivor: UNDERGROUND TORTURE CHAMBER!
Jailor: But what else would you do in The Sims?
Survivor: TAKE CARE OF THEM!!
Jailor: Unrealistic.
