#moetshander

[prim-moth]

Head empty heart full 💖

Pwyw comm for @moetshander !

[earlbigmac]

🌹 dewit

“Well - days aren’t really days anymore, I don’t know how to talk about the passage of time anymore and-”

send me a rose emoji and i will reply with a line from my wip!!

[theoldgaylion]

HELLO JOSH just wanted to say i get giddy over your tags and love when u pop up in my notifs. have yourself a good day

IM JDSKADJKASJDK????

[egreed]

Roadrat Garage band AU

So I had some time on my hands and the idea popped in my head.

“Roadrat fucking sounds like a garage band…”

moetshander​ and I have been brainstorming HCs and honestly I’m in love.

Because of Roadies iconic massive love mitts he really only “plays” the drums but he has perfect pitch and decent recording skills. Junkrat and Roadhog both sing but they don’t play live very often and they just do all the instruments between themselves. They do have jam sessions but they devolve into rowdy boy shenanigans.

As said by moetshander: “oh we need some more cables? time for a car trip and some reckless endangerment” and “ they straight up make a song about eating ass but it has a crunchy bass so everyone loves it“ We know how these boys do ;3 They also acquire most of their gear from their experience as “relocation specialists.” (Hey, ain’t that my mic??”)

The public still hasn’t seen Roadie’s face (he wants to remain anonymous and the mask also helps with stage fright) and the mystery of it draws a pretty strong cult following. The scarcity of their live performances adds to the mystique as nobody knows when or where a show will pop up.

Most of all, they love each other and don’t take gigs or band stuff too seriously. Just a couple of boys having a good old time singing about horse cocks, pissing on garden gnomes, and eating ass.

Opening: (Junkrat trips over chords/amps, screams for a few seconds)

Track : Tongue Punch – Roadrat 6:34

Track : Golden Rat Touch – Roadrat 3:45

Track ; Firework – Roadrat 4;15

Track : White Knight – Roadrat 4:17

Track : Piss Weasel – Roadrat 5:38

Hidden track: (untitled) Rat blows raspberries on the wrong fucking belly

@moetshander

[mattonious]

@moetshander​ hi hello thank u bless u for following me and My Awful Blog (c) ur wonderful smooches

[erzvolnes]

but do you like to party?

i like to attack and kill you actually 

[erzvolnes]

🍌🍅🍰 but where is the CORM

NO CORM IN MY HOUSE

[mcwebby]

HI HELLO just wanted to drop in and join the hot jon love train nd say your jon is one of my favs i love him and his purple hair w all my heart thank u

MOET 🍻 THANK YOU!!!!