#moiconnecticut

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  moiconnecticut replied to your post:moiconnecticut replied to your post:Hello there,...

I have a sneaking suspicion FILSS has more to do with us getting paid than the Director. I mean I can hardly imagine him spending his holidays writing out our paychecks instead of… Directing…

Ah, maybe, but I don't think I can imagine an AI system writing out our checks either. I bet he gets the Counselor to do it because he doesn't ever seem to take his counsel. 

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moiconnecticut replied to your post:Hello there, New Year, glad to see my dates all...

at least it’s not your paycheck that’s scribbled out

that's true, I'm glad the Director can handle dates a lot better than I can this early in the year

[comeoncarolinaarchive]

[mass text to the Alpha Squad] [except for Maine] We're all going base jumping. Expenses paid by the Project because I filled out paperwork to make this a team building activity so none of you have a reason to ditch like babies.

[agentwash]

[text] I told you you'd get a raise, dumbass [text] you owe me fifty bucks now

[txt] there was TOTALLY not a deal that we made!

[txt] counter offer: spend a day with me on shore leave + all you can eat sushi?

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moiconnecticut replied to your post:[text] Waa-aaa-aash [text] Washingtooo-ooo-ooo-ooon [text] This is the ghost of your yearly performance revieeeew-ooo-ooo-ooh [text] You should be training ooo-ooo-ooh-ooo-oh [text] Do you like my haunting mustache? :{0 ooo-ooo-oo-ooh spooooky

[text] I’m pretty sure desertion would look bad on your review Wash [text] also you’d make a terrible barista [text] not enough guns in a cafe… [text] relax nerd, you’ll do fine :)

[txt] if i don't show up he can just give me a "NO SHOW" mark and i can make it up later if i bring a doctor's note.

[txt] i'd make a great barista.

[txt] i'm just worried. this is the year i really stepped up my game! minimal injuries, Recovery, and generally... not sucking so much

[txt] but what if he still thinks i suck??

[atrocitatealpha]

Agents CONNECTICUT, MARYLAND, MAINE, and NEW JERSEY

Report to the Medical Bay for your physical exams. I will see you all tomorrow for your face-to-face reviews with myself.

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moiconnecticut replied to your post:moiconnecticut replied to your post:CO’s been back...

You’re only saying that because you can’t do a triple backflip out of a double handspring in full armour while being shot at.

how dare you impugn my backflipping honour.

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moiconnecticut replied to your post:CO’s been back for five minutes and she’s already...

It’s like she never left

I have legitimate concerns Agent Connecticut and I feel like, as part of the squad, I really don't have a voice y'know? I just want everyone to know how important communication is between team members and no matter how many fancy backflips someone can do in the middle of a battle doesn't excuse poor communication skills.

Backflips are never an excuse.