I saw your reblogs on Ana x Moira so.....headcanons? Mayhaps
I have Ana x Moira brainrot thank you for asking this it took way too fucking long idk why
-Ana was the one to notice Moira first; I mean, granted, it’s hard to not notice a six-and-a-half-foot tall, red and blue heterochromia, ginger headed Irishwoman, but she was the first to notice her in the sense she realized she wasn’t just into men, she was into women, too. Tall women.
-Moira thinks Ana is attractive but she’s not exactly about to pounce on her boss. And doesn’t suspect the feeling is mutual.
-That changes when Ana, now separated from her husband, is dared by Jack to “Kiss O’Deorain on the lips, no balls.” And, well, a man says no balls to her and she has to prove she has the BIGGEST fucking balls EVER fuck YOU John Francis.
-Yeah she just pops over to Moira and kisses her and goes on her way and is like “aw fuck that gay shit is neat.”
-Jack and Gabe both laugh their asses off into next Tuesday while Moira just sort of sits there not making a single sound with a face as red as a tomato.
-They sort of half avoid half look for each other, both are chickenshit, Ana isn’t sure if it’s mutual, Moira still thinks she’s straight, but FINALLY there is TIME and a PLACE and in it Ana is like, “look you wanna get dinner?”
-Turns out they’re pretty compatible.
-Ana isn’t so quick to judge as some and while she doesn’t agree with a lot of Moira’s ethical shortcomings she doesn’t outright hate her and is more willing to understand how she might even come to be that way, and Moira is a startlingly good listener herself.
-Tbh they both just really need someone who will listen without judgement or even comment sometimes. And Ana’s moral compass is a little flexible as well, enough so that they can separate their work and certain opinions from their relationship.
-Ana makes the first move by getting up on a bench so she’s just a little taller than Moira and kissing her. But that time Moira kisses back.
-Moira loves it when Ana steals her shirts. Especially when she isn’t wearing anything under those shirts.
-Moira plays the long suffering, somewhat-frazzled academic very well. Ana doesn’t mind the role of coaxing her to bed, or leaving a blanket over her shoulders when she finds her in the morning, asleep at her desk.
-Fareeha…honestly finds it a little weird. Especially because she used to jokingly refer to Moira as “Aunt”. She’s still living with her mother when the two get together; it becomes less awkward after she moves out.
-That said, her and Moira get along enough under the rule not to discuss politics, though they have some very interesting conversations about Catholicism and paganism. Ana is quietly overjoyed because she was really worried how Fareeha would take it.
-Moira introducing Ana to her huge family in Ireland is a fucking event for the ages. A lot of alcohol is involved.
-They’re both giggly drunks that fall all over each other.
-Ana is a very light sleeper, and there are dead people that would wake up before Moira does.
-This means Ana can get a lot of chores done when Moira sleeps in. Moira actually steps around very lightly, unlike Ana’s ex-husband, which is payment enough for the chores in her mind.
-Ana stops eating out so much because Moira can actually cook.
-They both bake. Moira is way better. But Ana is still good.
-Moira is the reason Ana mostly knows what “The Naruto” is.
-Jack hates that they’re together. Genuinely hates it. But…he doesn’t get in the way of Ana’s happiness. He just doesn’t drink if they’re all out somewhere or else his liquor lips will get the better of him.
-Gabe thinks they’re the funniest looking odd couple he’s seen in a while.
-Ana likes sleeping with her head on Moira’s chest because there is boobs there.
