Scott: Nice overcast day with a bit of a chill in the air. Why are so few people capable of appreciating this kind of weather?
Jo: -insert mandatory cold-hating reply here-
Scott: -insert obligatory "you're a dumb" assertion here-
Jo: -insert childish retort here-
Scott: -insert smug superiority in feigned maturity here- -followed immediately by massive immaturity-
Jo: -insert muttered jibe that comes with losing the argument here- -accompanied by insulting hand gesture-
Scott: -smirk smugly here- -also, propose reconciliatory video game session-
Jo: -accept reconciliatory video game session- -perhaps accompanied by alcohol-
Scott: -promptly proceed to thrash jo at every video game played- -remark upon improvement of performance with alcohol consumption-
Jo: -feign offense taken at suggestion that jo plays better drunk than sober- -silently admit to self that it's true-
Scott: -amend statement, saying jo's playing is no better than usual, was referring to own increased badassery-
Scott: -overreact- -scream about abuse- -fall down in feigned sobbing fit- -begin laughing jag, suspected psychotic break-
Jo: -roll eyes- -calmly continue playing- -win first match all night while scott is on floor-
Scott: -fail to notice jo is still playing, because hanging from a tree like a sloth, still laughing-
Jo: -wonder how scott managed to fit a tree inside a building- -accept as normal-
Scott: -conclude psychotic break- -stare at wall, thinking about colors- -complain of sudden hunger-
Jo: -produce box of white cheddar cheezits-
Scott: -happily eat entire contents- -complain that the colors are too loud-
Jo: -sigh in resignation- -make joke regarding 'colordeafness'-
Scott: -say "colordeafness"- -remark that the "ness" makes the word bland-
Scott: -win because synesthete-
